benjii

Utter rubbish.

Urgh, you brute. I'm glad I don't know you.

That's the rub. Forget the embarrassing backtracking [Noodles and Frankfurters all round!] and faux[actually it is probably genuine, if monumentally misguided]-smugness, the guy is clearly a completely unpleasant individual.

So, 'Ho just to confirm your position on this: You weren't cheating because you were acting criminally? Is that the gist, yeah?

I don't doubt he has the ability as he looks bloody good but if we're going to play someone other than Guly behind the striker then I'd rather it was Lallana. Why change anything unnecessarily? Our current form is good and he can be a match winning impact player if needed.

No, no, no. Sub, coming on the wing if needed.

Good rant.

Absolutely. It would still only be a worthwhile investment for someone: a) with a desperate need for publicity; b) bottomless pockets; c) some other "unconventional" reason. There is no reason why (b) would buy them so they will either get (a) or © again which would not lead to a sustainable PFC in the Prem and they would be back to square one in no time. Their best hope, and it would be a great outcome, is that someone sensible gets hold of them for a fairly modest amount and tries to run them like a West Brom or Wolves.

Coyr!! Wifm!!

On the plus side, they will probably have to pay Spurs a £1m of the proceeds.

Hopefully you were only taxed on the 3p!

I really hope you're actually right on this one. The thing that makes me think you might be wrong is that I can't see why Andronikou would have sanctioned your current bout of unaffordable, cheat signings, without Chanrai's approval.

Is Ben Reeves too old for this? My mate reckons he's mint.

If I see any post on the main bored which is not "serious" I will henceforth be reporting it. You have been warned, you frivolous ****s.

Just to please 'Ho... I also find Cardiff's actions in signing Bellamy completely wrong and contrary to any sense of fair play. However, a mitigant there might be that they have recompensed much of the outlay through increased ticket sales and merchandise.

Wrong floppy disk at the bank innit.

You still don't understand why you owed the owners money do you? You really are a total dumb-ass.

Just looked it up - pretty sure it will be tax free. Woot.

I've never been taxed on any expense claim before. That would be a bit annoying. Still profitable though.

Found out today that I will be going on a secondment for about 4 months or so. It's around 40 miles from my normal work place and I will be able to claim 40p per mile for driving there and back every day. I reckon I'll make at least £100 each week "profit" on that. I haven't taken into account depreciation on my motor but it's only done 11k miles so not too worried about the extra. Happy days!

What about if you kick them Minty?

The butcher on Winchester Road, near the big roundabout, has sold me some good meat in the past. Can't remember the name now though!

Good points. Literally.

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Let him in!