benjii

Yep - no points deduction for them.... oh

Because most professional services firms are LLPs - outside investment is a no no. Begbies Traynor, on the other hand, is owend by a PLC.

It's not rocket science though is it? Biggest downturn in living memory >>> more insolvency work.

I still have a couple of PMs!

Got to give the guy credit... He formulates his plans Does his homework Makes his move......... Then thrashes around manically hoping someone will pay for it all. I think we should have a Lowe or Jackson poll thread. I vote Rupes.

Was tommac there?

Familiar pattern on that thread!

Stage three being: Find consoritum members Get consortium members to agree to part with cash Get agreements negotiated Get sidelined

Seems a bit harsh to start posting F'book photos IMO. PLenty of other stuff to remember fondly from the (in)glorious days of Lifelong / cherrypip I'm sure we've all got some photos on there we'd rather forget about!!

Well, certainly looks the bloke from the interview and the various Bournemouth articles.

pm cherrypip!

So basically it's self-publicising, desperate, clawing guff on Facebook?

Posted illiterate nonsense on here (there was one particularly hilarious PM about how the board were hoovering up shares to assist the Paul Allen takeover (illegal and illogical)). It became alarmingly clear that he began to consider himself a bit of a mover and shaker behind the scenes despite displaying an apparent comic-Mittyesque ignorance of all things corporate. Some claimed he was tasked with selling Rupert Lowe's shares and was just after a commission (a la tommac who followed later). No idea if this was true or not. He published a trouser-moistening, ball-bouncingly, eye-watering, arse-slappingly funny "manifesto" of what would happen should his palls (some Arabs, I think) takeover. It involved world-domination and David Beckham. EDIT - actually, I'm not sure if he "published" it; I think someone might have stitched him up by posting an email on here? Doesn't seem to have any kind of malicious agenda - just a wee bit bumbling. Even more hilariously he then got involved with attempts to buy Bournemouth out of admin, appeared on tele (to more hilarity) and was publically shunned by a group he appeared to think he was a key part of. Helpmerhonda, was an innernet tranny American. Luckily I was out of the country for most of that, so if you want to know more about him/her/it someone else will have to fill you in.

Is he friends with David Beckham? Some arabs?

I thought his photocopiers were legit?

Have you never seen it? Was absolutely hilarious. Ball-bouncingly funny stuff.

Friday tomorrow.

Ahhh soooohh! Chicken Terryaki Man! Cluck, cluck, cluck!

C-244 Inkjet

Well anyway, I for one am delighted that the David Beckham academy is on its way and I shall be first in the queue for a new pad at Burj Southampton.

What - how on earth do you divine that from this windy-pops?

Saints were a customer of Centerprise I believe. If they have been in touch with Fry I expect it's because we owe them some money!

But who's talking turd? Is it Nick G? Is it Weston Saint? Is it both.... or neither! Join us tomorrow for the latest round of crap.

Shucks.... Can't seem to find any posts for lifelongsaint or cherrypip. Was looking forward to a laugh!

I will do some digging so you can see what a gem he is...