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Stephens completely asleep again. Not a defender.

Yeah, I really can't believe a top team wants him.

This is proper shite.

I'd be tempted to switch to 352. Put JWP out at RWB.

Ralph is going to have a burnt face. Poor chap.

That was good

Poor from Stephens. That's a let off.

Great atmosphere tonight.

The state of this: Looks like when you have five pints too many, don't manage to pull anyone and spill chilli sauce down your out-out shirt on the way home.

Yes, absolutely. Norwich played intensely for the first twenty minutes or so but by the end looked dead on their feet whilst we were still harrying and pressing.

Urrrghuu aaaahhhhhhh. Wooooooo!

I think my brakes are broken so I'm going to run the car down a big hill in a minute to check. Just telling the kids to get their shoes on and grab a jumper first.

It can be difficult to sniff paedos out on a beach because they have more in common, genetically, with a crab than with you and me.

Two fingers up to the will of the people to defend an unelected gravy-train riding, arrogant bureaucrat. The sooner we leave the EU and take back control the better. #breakfastmeansbreakfast

Yes, that pretty much sums up my suspicions.

If they're well enough to drive for several hours then no, they can look after them themselves and save you the bother.

In fairness, that's a lovely tractor. I may stand corrected (said the man in the orthopaedic shoes).

Worth billions? Really? She just wound it up, like a local tennis club. If it was a multi-billion company in good health there would have been trade buyers or institutional investors. Someone would have taken it on. But no, it just quietly vanished without a trace It looked pretty small time and there was barely a mention of it on the internet. Have you ever seen a Mali vehicle anywhere? Had you ever heard of it ever, anywhere? I've seen plenty of Liebherr vehicles around the world but the only time I've ever heard of Mali was when Markus died. I reckon it was essentially a hobby business, worth not a lot, which let him pootle around with some offshoot ideas relevant to the main family business. The equivalent of a retiree pottering about in his shed but with deep pockets He obviously had a good few millions knocking around in cash but I don't buy that he had billions. If he had billions then Kat inherited billions and wouldn't have been so keen to sell SFC to some nobodies.

You're making yourself look pretty weird.

Recruitment? This summer? Doubt it.

I've chucked one up a couple of Irish birds. Can I get a passport?

The odds of being struck by lightning / abducted by aliens etc. are reasonably constant over time. The odds of being infected by an individual encounter vary significantly along with the rate of community infection, which grows exponentially until suppressed (which may occur naturally or may be the result of intervention measures). It’s a very different event from steady background risks like dogs, weather, cars etc.

What is that supposed to mean? Do you have any evidence that Covid 19 follows a poison distribution? All the evidence suggests exponential growth followed by a slow tailing off. That's not a poisson distribution.

Some of those stats sound like ********. There have been 4 deaths from fireworks in the UK in the last 24 years. Are you telling me if the disease was widespread in the community we would get one death every six years in under 40s with no pre-existing conditions? And what do you mean by pre-existing conditions? There is evidence that being a fatty boom boom is a co-morbidity. There are plenty of fatty boom booms in the U40s. Unless you want to reintroduce everything you mentioned whilst banning any fat support staff and hermetically sealing all participants away from the rest of the community completely these are facile and silly points to make. FWIW I favour a fairly rapid return to some sort of normality with measures taken to protect the vulnerable and to ensure that non-Covid medical patients get the care they need as well and I would be prioritising that, rather than worrying about football, if I was in government.

I can't see a single post that defends Coogan. Just posts that point out he won't be alone and that he's one person and, in the grand scheme of things, this ain't news. For what it's worth, unless there's some good reason we're unaware of, i think he's a bellend for furloughing domestic staff. But it is a nice simple story for nice simple people.