Norm

Apply to local council for A5 permission to change use? Contact shopfitting company to install counter, shelves, cash register (most important in planning), microwave that is capable of making pies rock hard? Contact local Employment Agency to obtain staff that only have one way of working, slooooooowwwwwly? Contact food supplier that sells pies with 5% meat content and Hot Dogs with that enable seller to obtain 700% markup? I'm sure I have left loads out. Seriously, who in their right mind buys food at a football stadium?

Hmm, interesting. Only problem is will I be able to sneak another Saints book into the house?

NO.

"But I don't own a smartphone or tablet!" "No problem. We have opened a branch of CPW inside the superstore"

Oh dear:blush: I have turned my school desk to face the wall. Dunces hat on head and writing 100 lines. 'I must not be so quick to bite and make myself look a plonker' 'I must not be so quick to bite and make myself look a plonker' 'I must not be so quick to bite and make myself look a plonker' 'I must not be so quick to bite and make myself look a plonker'

Whilst we are grateful and always will be, this is now wearing a little thin. Is this the line that is to be thrown up every time someone has the nerve to criticise an action by the club?

6p x 2000 progs. The savings will help pay off the loan from someone in Virgin Isle/Monte Carlo/Wigan. Well done Saints.

If you and Turkish have a 'special' relationship, I would rather you PM'd. I have a quesy disposition.

Great stuff this! I'm looking forward to the film or TV series on it. We need something to fill in when Downton Abbey ends.

Have to agree with Charlie. I cringe when they huddle. Why not do it in the changing room, if they have to.

What! And deprive the vast majority of us a good read? (and chuckle at the masterminds on here)

"Does anyone think Nasty Nick would have Harry back?" edit, just logging off before the abuse starts coming my way.

Ken, is that your opinion or a fact known to you?

Sums up my pre season thoughts. The only real disappointments were Wigan and letting in 6 at the Arsenal.

Is there anyone willing to do some wallpaper hanging while I watch the match online? ps, thanks for the links chaps!

Should be, The Mad Pole (if fit and cleared to play) Will be, Gazza

Only one, Birmingham FC. Please don't ask me what the FC stands for!

They run a long cable from pub in Portsmouth. hth

Funny how your eyesight gets worse as you get older.

Boyo, you're as sharp as razor blade!

Wes, might be a problem there as, Coins are legal tender throughout the United Kingdom for the following amount: £2 - for any amount £1 - for any amount 50p - for any amount not exceeding £10 20p - for any amount not exceeding £10 10p - for any amount not exceeding £5 5p - for any amount not exceeding £5 2p - for any amount not exceeding 20p 1p - for any amount not exceeding 20p

Which produced figures that showed that the maximum cost of processing a payment by Debit Card was 20p. Some banks charged as little as 4p. BIG difference between those costs and £1.50 or don't you think so?

I fully agree with you, Toomer. I refuse to buy tickets by any other means than cash. I understand the charge for Credit Cards but £1.50 for paying by Debit Card! Saints, you're having a larf!

There! Fixed it for you.

I agree with this completely. Some seem to think they can write anything hurtful and not bother. I had the pleasure of meeting Mark Halsey some years ago, when my grandson was a mascot for Saints (at Anfield) and he was a real gent. Made a big fuss of my grandson.