Dark Munster

Sorry Les, you were wrong about that for the last two seasons, and you're wrong again now.

But if Bunsen and Beaker remain I can see them selling Gabbi, loaning out Gallagher again (without a recall clause), and bringing in no new striker (thinking we'll be fine with who's left). Muppets.

Absolutely. And it's been this way since Mane and Pelle left. Then we also lost JRod and essentially replaced him with the clown's non-scoring joker from Monaco. In summary: Austin - Can score, but we all know about his injury record, and even when fit rarely lasts 90 minutes. Gabbi - Can score, but inconsistent and the formation has to be just right for him. Long - Works hard but can't score. Carrillo - Can't do anything. Get rid of the clown's clown and bring in an Austin who is fitter. If Gabbi and/or Long go they need replacing too. It's a long season.

I assume you'll rent a car? If you can find something affordable Del Mar is a very nice beach town, with easy access to La Jolla, Coronado, Pacific Beach, and downtown/gaslamp. The latter is also very convenient, but be careful to avoid renting in the dodgy areas just outside downtown.

That goal cost us £2m. Add in £19m wasted on the clown's joke Monaco player and the overall cock up this season of not sacking him months earlier, hopefully all of that and finishing 17th will be the straw that will get Bunsen and Beaker sacked.

I remember someone posted something very similar, about 8 years ago. I think he called us nutjobs.

Not to mention (on the top of my head) Osvaldo (MP), Pelle, Cuco, Tadic (RK), and Pied (CP).

I think I've spotted the flaw in your argument.

Was that written when it looked like we were going down?

Ok, big city and decent sized club. My point stands, I'd rather have the likes of Burnley and Bournemouth than bigger clubs that are more likely to survive long-term.

Exactly. Why would we want the big clubs like Leeds, Villa, Birmingham, etc. to get their shit together and return and establish themselves in the PL? It would make us an even smaller fish in a big pond, with a much bigger chance of going down.

I'm trying to think of 2 teams Hants may be able to finish above. Worcestershire and um .....

And SMS when they took out Bale.

The bed pan side is the one to avoid.

Ditto. A nasty challenge to take out their best player, followed by an own goal and then a penalty shoot-out heartbreak.

Yes indeed. But it doesn't seem to stop some of the posters here thinking he's the best thing since sliced bread.

9th, possibly 8th. I'd settle for that.

Exactly this. It also made Puel's job much harder.

I think this match was the straw on the camel's back that got him sacked (after years of fans wanting him out).

A playoff at a neutral ground. With Jon Moss as referee.

And on a more serious note, I'm more worried that Jon Moss will be the referee and award Swansea 7 penalties.

I think you may need to revise your percentage.

In the highly unlikely event that Swansea overtake us we'll be able to look back at this thread and have a good laugh.

It's just as likely as Leicester winning the league.