Dark Munster

Get Nigel Pearson in.

Second worst. Worst is keeping the present **** as manager.

I never thought I'd see the day, but the current **** makes Branfoot look semi-decent (he knew how to grind out results, and never relegated us). The only previous manager that I wouldn't take over the current **** is Saggy.

Chin up, it's still early over there. When I wake up over here in sunny California tomorrow, it'll be about 3 pm your time. I expect him to be gone by then.

I have to offer my sincere apologies. To Steve Wigley, Ian Branfoot, Jan Poortvliet, Stuart Gray, and above all, clowns everywhere. Comparing this **** with you all was rude and insulting, and I am deeply sorry.

So that's why they haven't sacked the clown!

This ^^^. It wasn't the fans who got him sacked, it was probably certain players because he lost the dressing room. If so, we know who to blame, and is a carbon copy of the Sturruck -> Wigley disaster.

Bollocks.

This one was. But it's a close call.

Please, let's make history.

Branfootesque?

Fire the clown at half time.

That's a very polite way of saying it.

Hughes would be a huge upgrade on the clown. With our squad it should only take a mediocre manager to stay up.

If so, I don't think it'll be quiet here. I predict a lot of screaming.

A good summary I'd say.

My money's on this one.

I haven't looked, but how many times has "this is looking Promesing" been mentioned?

So we mustn't call you Shirley?

I don't. We sold him.

Not Cedric.

You don't often hear hypochondriacs saying that.

Unfortunately he has shown zero ability to learn any lessons.