Dark Munster

This one was. But it's a close call.

Please, let's make history.

Branfootesque?

Fire the clown at half time.

That's a very polite way of saying it.

Hughes would be a huge upgrade on the clown. With our squad it should only take a mediocre manager to stay up.

If so, I don't think it'll be quiet here. I predict a lot of screaming.

A good summary I'd say.

My money's on this one.

I haven't looked, but how many times has "this is looking Promesing" been mentioned?

So we mustn't call you Shirley?

I don't. We sold him.

Not Cedric.

You don't often hear hypochondriacs saying that.

Unfortunately he has shown zero ability to learn any lessons.

It doesn't even need a good manager to have figured that out, just one with half a brain. Even Wigley would've known what to do.

You're being unfair on buffoons.

I don't have any problem with less than bright people ... unless they get into a high position.

That's what I thought before, but after his catalogue of mistakes and never learning I think it's simply a case he doesn't have a clue.

Yes, it's now clear that the clown isn't very bright. Nice chap I'm sure, but probably a room temperature IQ. It's incredible to believe that he beat out half a billion other sperm.

You mean seems "intelligent" like Peter Sellers in Being There?

I'm coming to the conclusion that the clown isn't very bright.

He gets that wrong most of the time too (Redmond on left, Tadic on right, taking half the season to drop the statue in goal, not using Austin in our crucial early matches).