Dark Munster

I have zero sympathy for him. He's earning millions for a job in which he's completely out of his depth. Yes, one would've thought he would know more about football than anyone on this forum, but it appears he's as thick as a brick.

Get Nigel Pearson in.

Second worst. Worst is keeping the present **** as manager.

I never thought I'd see the day, but the current **** makes Branfoot look semi-decent (he knew how to grind out results, and never relegated us). The only previous manager that I wouldn't take over the current **** is Saggy.

Chin up, it's still early over there. When I wake up over here in sunny California tomorrow, it'll be about 3 pm your time. I expect him to be gone by then.

I have to offer my sincere apologies. To Steve Wigley, Ian Branfoot, Jan Poortvliet, Stuart Gray, and above all, clowns everywhere. Comparing this **** with you all was rude and insulting, and I am deeply sorry.

So that's why they haven't sacked the clown!

This ^^^. It wasn't the fans who got him sacked, it was probably certain players because he lost the dressing room. If so, we know who to blame, and is a carbon copy of the Sturruck -> Wigley disaster.

Bollocks.

This one was. But it's a close call.

Please, let's make history.

Branfootesque?

Fire the clown at half time.

That's a very polite way of saying it.

Hughes would be a huge upgrade on the clown. With our squad it should only take a mediocre manager to stay up.

If so, I don't think it'll be quiet here. I predict a lot of screaming.

A good summary I'd say.

My money's on this one.

I haven't looked, but how many times has "this is looking Promesing" been mentioned?

So we mustn't call you Shirley?

I don't. We sold him.

Not Cedric.

You don't often hear hypochondriacs saying that.