Dark Munster

That's some really serious revisionism there.

8th and a cup final with a weaker squad and many more matches vs. very possible relegation (and obviously no cup run) with a stronger squad and no extra matches. I'm not gloating. I wish the Puel out mob had been correct, and we had replaced him with someone who could do even better. Anyway, as many have said, Puel is irrelevant now. The main thing is to get the current clowns out asap (MoPe, Black and Watson).

In fairness we do play each real match with an inflatable in goal.

Except last season, when you were totally wrong. And the season before that. And the season before that. And the season before that. And the season before that. And the season before that. And the season before that. And the season before that.

This. But most of the Puel out mob won't admit they were wrong.

You're being unfair on monkeys.

It does actually. Just like Nicholl -> Br*nf**t, Luggy -> Wigley, and Pearson -> Poortvliet did.

True. And that's what forced a decent manager Luggy out. We all know what a disaster that led to. History is repeating itself. He'd keep us up.

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If we can sell him for a decent wedge, and use the dosh to get in a striker who can score goals, and a goalkeeper who can make saves, we'll be in good shape.

With our physios' track record a "minor niggle" could mean half a season out.

If we would've bought him in 2013 we would've sold him in 2014.

Our Pelle did pretty well for them.

It's not that arrogant to reject Everton's approach.

I wouldn't say no. We desperately need someone who knows where the back of the net is. He's not been at his best for a while, but maybe worth a short term loan (if no-one better is available).

If he was world class I'd turn a blind eye to all of that. But he's not, so I wholeheartedly agree.

Yep. We're ****ed.

They certainly aren't. They still have to play Sevilla and Moscow, and need a win against one of them to guarantee going through.

Burnley's reserve goalie is streets ahead of FF. If the two had been switched in our last match I reckon we would've won 2-0. I can't understand why Reed and co. can't figure out our crap GK situation (and lack of quality striker).

I think you mean if Pulis leaves? Don't forget the 3 certainties in life: death, taxes, and Pulis never gets relegated.

With Liverpool, City and Spurs coming up, and FF in goal, it looks like you have some enjoyable matches to look forward to.

Utd also let in three goals.

Your guess is as good as mine. I'm also wondering how they failed to deduce that we needed to sign a frontman who can score goals (this summer and last), or a decent back up gk, or a replacement for Fonte when he left, or .....