I think they ought to appeal the red card for an unlucky right hook on an opposing player, squeeze one more game out of him while the appeal is laughed at, and then send him packing back to Stoke to pay his wages (with heartfelt thanks) for the 10 game suspension he'll get for appealing the GBH. After all, they'll need every penny now that their superstar Ben-Haim has returned.
Shame they can't cheat their way to Wembley this year. Never mind Cheats, there's always next year ... if you exist, of course.