Dark Munster

The A/C will keep them comfortable while they wait.

That's plan B if they don't go up.

Not going to get promoted is the "gentle nudge" we're waiting (praying) for.

If you don't tell her about the hair you may just be able to get away with it. You may need a thicker layer of mustard, though.

3 assists in 72 is even more damning.

Careful, Corpse Whore and PES might actually believe that. Of course they'll ignore the fact that the Brighton posters writing the above have several thousand prior posts, so if they were undercover Saints fans they would have to have been on the Brighton board for years.

"Hopefully if the match takes place, Stoke will tell them they can't cup tie Lawrence & Kitson so they'll have to rely only on the remainder of their plucky, minnow, down-to-the-bare-bones, squad of eager 17 year olds. Oh hang on, my bad, I must have been confused by all their self-pitying whining: they're the ones with the squad of Premier League and Championship stalwarts on hefty wages aren't they?" "I'd love to smash those cheating scum" "May I propose we sing 'You Dirty Cheating B*stards' on loop all the way through the game as well?" "I ****ing hate Portsmouth for more quantifiable reasons than the hatred for Palace." I must say, I'm beginning to have a tiny bit of respect for the Brighton boys.

"Chance to beat the cheating cup scummers" "They'll have 3 more players on 20 grand a week by then." Sums it up nicely.

Perhaps he was about to sarcastically say "lip injury" but changed his mind at the last moment.

Why?

Two scenarios: If Cheats don't go up this season, they're f*cked. If BC's gamble pays off and they do weasel their way up, their fate is less certain. The average Premier League team receives £45 million from Sky, etc. My guess is that BC will play the kids for one year, do a Derby and go down with single digit points, he'll trouser the one year PL bounty (and secure most of future parachute payments via more "loans") and Cheats FC will be f*cked. Alternatively, he would be able to sell the club to some sucker with more money than sense, and the Cheats may have a chance of survival.

This has 3-0 written all over it.

I've edited it for you.

Yes, but your summers are shite.

Wigley and Gray were even worse.

Unfortunately the FL sans MaWhiney appear to have a lot less teeth.

No-one in their right mind predicted it.

This has got 0-0 written all over it.

Bastards.

Yes, but your summers are nasty.

Until someone scores, it certainly does.

He'll probably cough it up as a loan, to be paid back (with significant interest) after Cheats FC either sleaze their way up, or go into administration yet again, (or both).

The Portsmouth board has told Steve Cotterill, the manager, he can make up to four signings in the January transfer window as the club look to bounce straight back into the Premier League. And so it continues. Gambling is indeed the appropriate term. Heads they go up and stave off execution (possibly temporarily, unless they can find a sucker owner with some cash - BC will extract as much as he can). Tails it's curtains (BC will extract as much as he can and then toss out the rotten corpse).