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Come on Dalek, I've already corrected that myth a number of times. Luggy wasn't a disaster, he had a very reasonable record during his short stay at Saints. The rot started when Luggy was ousted and replaced by that disastrous buffoon Wigley.

Thank you! I've been trying to find that one for ages. Searching for it on this thread is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

I think in Cheats FC's case it is pretty clear which of the two is more likely. Cheating, lying bastards.

Nice letter. Shite reply from them.

According to NotW, CVA would be unworkable except Chanrai is guaranteeing the shortfall to the tune of £7M. If I were an unsecured creditor I'm not sure how much confidence I would have with Chanrai's "guarantee". Actually I do ... not any.

They still have umpteen millions in parachute payments to come. I'm sure he can trouser quite a bit of that.

"When I took the decision to leave I did so believing the future of the club was in very good hands." You mean in the hands of a son of a gun-running child maimer? Well, I suppose by Cheats FC's standards, those are very good hands.

I thought you preferred the fat ladies?

Truly a list of owners from hell. Any one of that dastardly bunch would be a fit and proper new owner for Cheats FC.

Because the bugger temporarily bailed them out while they were trading whilst insolvent in the PL. Without him they almost certainly wouldn't have cheated their way to a second FA Cup final, and probably wouldn't even exist now. So he's definitely unfit and improper!

Why pay exorbitant wages? If he wasn't eyeing a quick PL return, and only intended to liquidate, why not hire kids paid peanuts to play their last remaining matches?

Fingers crossed Cheats FC goes out of existence before this thread does.

4) BC is waiting as long as possible to see if Cheats FC have a chance to go up, giving him a chance to get his hands on more PL riches?

That's probably why they loaned out Ritchie for a month, freeing up a spot in their "threadbare" squad to sign up Mokoena. Cheating, lying bastards.

He did that many years before retiring.

This. Once they retire, at the grand old age of 35, for example, then they are free to get smashed every night to make up for lost time.

I actually have to agree with that. Hopefully we're both wrong on one part.

I don't think that analogy works very well, but I'll see if I can make it work. If the rats who infested my house had spent beyond their means to cheat my way to a FA Cup, as well as PL survival for years at the expense of other houses that didn't cheat, then I really couldn't complain if my house were condemned for demolition, especially since I only wanted to call in exterminators when it went tits up.

AA: "We've certainly implemented sufficient cost rationalisation to make the club viable." You mean like bringing in players left right and centre at well over the agreed salary cap? A transfer embargo on player registrations will also then be lifted. Embargo? What embargo?

That's basically the way I see it. We don't need them to get relegated this season (although that would be the icing on the cake). Simply not going up should be enough to see BC pulling the plug, running off with whatever's left of value, and leaving the club to implode. Fingers crossed.

That's assuming AA, BC and Gayboy aren't in collusion on a CVA voting scam.

"We now have immensely powerful GCI techniques, green screens and animatronic facilities. But we’ve looked at your Emile Heskey – and we can’t do anything with that.” :lol::lol:

So Gayboy gets to vote for the CVA, but then later gets his 100%? And no doubt HMRC will bend over again and take it without a fight. Why am I not surprised? Cheating, lying bastards.

Can't you be more specific? Left corner, right corner, down the middle...?

As long as it's not followed by a 0-4 (Bristol reverse score).