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I'm going to moan all through the final game. About how crap the season's been and the sh!te beer in SMS.

I never did understand why some over-21s can play in an under-21 squad.

I want to be on the edge of my seat. I want us to go 10 down in the first half hour and Huddersfield to slot 7 in. Then 85th minute I want Hudd to get an 8th. Then 93rd minute Lambo sticks one in the back of the net and we get promoted. Now that would be entertaining - and it would really p!ss Udder Field right off.

what an absolute tool. a wahh en curr

I reckon it will be red and white.

West Pig and of course ploppey. and Brighton - looking forward to seeing their new stadium. and loftus road

Big Huge Thank You to Nicola. And to the Liebherr family. Great season and nice to finally see the club being managed professionally both on and off the pitch.

400 but a swipe card would be good and also installment plan

Mouth of the Bourne. All four south coast clubs in the same league

Wake up Find season ticket Go down to Hove station. Stand on platform wearing Red Sash shirt. Get on train. Get off train. Go to pubic louse. Consume beer. Consume burger. Consume yorkie bar. Go to ground. Enter ground Consume beer. Go to seat. Stare down blonde girl's shirt at jugs. Sing abusive anti-poopey song. Watch the lads trounce Walsall. Go for a wee. Stand at urinal with hands behind head. Leave ground. Go to station. Get on train. Get off train. Mooch around until August with nothing to do.

going to the ticket office. my first memory.

Adkins arriving. and the blonde sitting in front of me. Always has a loose top on and I get a good look at her jugs every game. ****ing hope she renews her ST.

All this mutual love-in is nauseating. Fak them. Northern b-strds. We got autos and they didn't. Ha. Ha. Ha!

My missus comes off her period on Friday so I'm hoping to get some on Saturday. Other than that it is just another day at the footie. Nothing special.

Nick Illingsworth is a ***t. Jumped up little pr!ck who thinks he 'represents' us all. Never mind that he used to be a hooligan. Stick your ego back in its box Nicky boy, then maybe come and support the club properly.

yeahhh bab EE

and since when was correctly apostrophising " 'cording" and using Shakespearean vernacular of the "where be the boozas" ilk talking like some pikey chav on some fackin ooligan flick. eh? You starting? C u nt.

fackin casual c u nt .. i only wants a fackin beer wif some of us init cu n t.

... And a female gets on and sits opposite you. She's not exactly a picture postcard but the phrase 'any port in a storm' runs through your mind. You know you are off for a weekend of footballing-frolicks and are only too aware the opportunity may not present itself so conveniently within the next 48 hours. Do you: a) remember you're a Catholic and fiddle with your rosary whilst keeping your eyes firmly pinned away from the semi-attractive munter b) dash off to the toilet for some 'personal time' c) say '**** it', stay where you are, position your rucksack on your lap, grin at said munter and stick your hand down your trousers and have a tickle and a dribble. ? Me C) .... And now me iPhone screen is all sticky

paying me direct debit to the ****s what run this forum. (seriously, dudes, you know I loves yer... ;-)

Where the boozas in Posh-Ville? 'cording to googlemaps the ground is fairly central.. but where be the boozas?

good turnout, hopefully tickets on the gates too. left it too late to buy tic and have taken up on the coach as usual for away games but I am confident that there will be a tic available on the turnstile. If not then I will put on my best Cumbrian accent, sit on my hands and slum it with the rest of the Northerners. Leaving home in thirty mins to get to to Brighton station in time for the 03:50 train to Victoria. Hotel all booked and ready in Carlisle. Haven't been that far north for an age ... since three years ago! As Confucius said: 'It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end' and '... remember, no matter where you go, there you are.' Up the Saints, we will prevail.. COYR!!

what was last year? 500? less? anyone remember?

anyone else going to be at Euston betwix the hours of 0600 zulu and 0730 zulu awaiting the 0730 zulu train to Carlisle? If so, let's do coffee!

A couple of weeks ago, after a few too many jars, I was a tad out of hand with Baj. Subsequently, Baj put me over his virtual-knee and gave me a damn firm hiding for being so impertinent... and banned me for a week. Baj, I humbly ask to be allowed back into the SaintsWeb community... may I continue to post, sir? Up the Saints, COYR!! (ps, I am only a duck)