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Yep, a draw would have been nice but Reading win certainly next best thing. And can we please postpone ripping the living plss out of the skates til we've played our own game? I hate seeing fate tempted like that.

Anyone here care to take up the challenge? Just shy of ten hours, I reckon SWF could rustle up a contender. http://laughingsquid.com/masanobu-sato-the-world-champion-of-masturbation/

I sympathise with him. Only joking....

"Untold hen"?? I thought we weren't supposed to be counting our chickens.

This. And I've got two chickens at home as well. I know I have two, because I get an expert in every year to count them for me.

Daydream beliebherr?

The Who Magic Bus

George Galloway?? Colossal gaffe??? Impossible, surely.....

what about tena ladies? phwoaarr

Just making the obvious comparison with west ham. Those pair of slugs sullivan and gold have a damn sight more experience of squeezing money out of english football clubs than Cortese is likely to amass in a lifetime, and thats the way they've gone about it this season. If Cortese was purely interested in getting us promoted to the prem to maximise profits, at which stage we would get sold on arrival, surely he would have homed straight in on the quickest, cheapest and probably most reliable option. I don't buy the theory that an interest in our style of play is just a cynical attempt to get more fans through the turnstiles, that was repeated time and again right from the off when Pards was appointed. If he was planning to sell up and f*ck off as soon as we get promoted to the prem, (if we do,) why would he care what the fans think of how we play?

My thoughts exactly. If the aim was just to get to the prem, we'd have more than likely just done a west hoof and bought a load of lumps that score and got in allardyce to manage us. The style of play seems to have been very important indeed to NC from day 1, why would he have been concerned about that if his sole raison d'etre was getting us back to the prem then selling up? The whole project has all the hallmarks of exactly that; a project. I also suspect that Cortese isn't doing it just for the money, he probably already has as much of that as he can ever use.

Couldnt resist editing that John Boy, it was only about ten words short of pure filth.

There is an opposition? wtf??

Either is fine with me. I'm with wurzel on banning tights, plus it should be a hanging offence to own a pair of popsocks.

I like your attitude Sir, fair play to you.

Well I dont think he should be even trying to score against us. ffs, he used to play for us!!! If he gets the ball in the box he should deliberately miss imo. (taken from the Saunders book of player etiquette)

I would keegan it if whu didnt go up. Partly because of the allardyce hoofball, which at almost any other club wouldnt really bother me, but at west ham??? ffs... and also because I really, really dislike that horrible slug sullivan. Outside of them, us obviously, reading, and anybody else. As for the drop from the prem, wolves are pretty much down already, and wigan ought to be. Agree about martinez trying to play decent football though. Blackburn are due, but I have a feeling they will stay up. Bolton are next in line imho, I think they will drop regardless of the wholly laudable sentimental outpouring over Fabrice M.

:lol:

Thats true enough, we've had some good scorelines lately to go with the winning streak. Cant expect it to just carry on like that. I am hoping for a whu/reading draw though. Got a slightly bad feeling about blackpool, if I was offered a point now I'd probably take it.

B*llocks. Thats that then.

Posh usually score a few if they score at all. West hoof only seem to grab the odd goal lately, will be an interesting one. Obviously hoping posh can take the points and a bit of pressure off us...

I assume...

I have an intense dislike of paypal, just pmail steve grant and ask for his address then post him a crisp fiver together with your username, job done. Thats what I always do.

Very true.

Yep, have to fess up to thinking at the time that Woodward was a brilliant bit of strategy.