scotty

I have only ever used paypal once. Never again. And dont waste your time trying to ring them. They are ****s of the highest order.

...incidentally turks, its a bit late now but I suppose I should of put NSFW on the header of that link I sent you. Please tell me you didnt open it at the office, or worse, in front of the bird.... and are you planning a trip to Hythe any time soon? Theres a few nice civil servants down that way.

lofl

Dog, did you mention that its your partners son rather than your own son, or did I read that wrong?

And basic physics could only apply to the dimensions we are aware of or can prove. I dont see the existence of other dimensions in which our concept of time and distance are any more unlikely than our own actual existence. Look at the ridiculously long odds on us having appeared at all for no obvious reason, why couldnt there be loads of other conscious beings existing alongside us? Getting back to dogs immediate problem, have you considered the suggestion made above about contacting the church nearby? Maybe they have heard of similar events? (still think its a windup, tho)

When I first glanced at this pic I thought it was one massively fat c*nt spanning the whole tray of beers. Took me a moment to realise its actually two moderately fat c*nts doing a tweedledum and tweedledee impersonation.

Basic physics doesnt apply at quantum level, why do you assume it applies everywhere else?

Christ almighty, what is this city coming to? Best of luck to Dan for a full recovery. And I hope the echo are hanging their heads in shame. Again.

If you say so. I'm relieved that somebody on this forum has sussed out the entire workings of existence and the universe.

You can buy grazing land for next to nothing, compared with land that has permission to build on. There is a difference. I have a large enough garden to build an extra three houses with space to spare, that would sort my pension for a start....

Errm, I'm guessing 76 child is referring to that time of the month when every conversation with your lady, no matter how inoccuous, ends with her screaming "IT JUST F*CKING IS, OK???"...in which case she isnt actually on heat, thats the only time she cant conceive. And benji is correct, there is a certain mustiness due to the blood involved, but then, you have to do something to keep her from yelling at you, right?

Where was this?

BWP and Dyer on the way to a nightclub. Their mobiles must be out of date by now.

Sorry, I didnt read the rest of the thread. My beer was going flat and it didnt seem important. Plus I was on c*nts corner at the same time.

Thats a moot point really. Its seems pretty obvious that we were in for rodriguez, but was that ever official? One of the things I like about our current management style is the lack of preamble and dripfeeding potential signings. Cortese and Nigel seem to prefer a cards-to-the-chest approach followed by a solid announcement, and personally I find that refreshing. Maybe we bid for beckford, maybe not, who knows? And Turks, papers do make up stories, no matter what they tell you. They told us for years that glen mulcaire was the only phone hacker in the industry didnt they....

Has anybody else had the misfortune of hearing anything by jefferson starship? Dear God, how did those poseurs ever get so far with so little

I still reckon Dogs on a massive windup trip here, but in the unlikely event he isnt, do you have an actual dog? Or can you borrow one? That might be a way of determining whether or not there is something actually there.

Yes.

Youre being a bit generous there tbf

What precautions? Wear a condom or something??? And my guess is that Dog is having a right laugh at us for swallowing this. Just saying

That was my immediate reaction as well.

I wish....

I sent off a fiver for a penis enlarger that guaranteed results. Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.

I wouldnt mind having a pint with sue whistle and try to turn her

Is he dead yet?