scotty

Can somebody please shoot merrington

wtf?? Is this a wind up dune, or are you actually serious?

He's like a male version of ann widdecombe. Make your point, then talk over anyone who disagrees. I find them both intensely annoying.

Everything he said when? All I remember on the moral maze was michael buerk having to tell him to stfu every three minutes.

Turks, this is just a wild shot in the dark, but have you by any chance been drinking? Just asking

Starkey is 100% pure unmitigated tw*t. His modus operandi is to antagonise while avoiding any sensible debate, and to shout down anybody near him who has the temerity to speak in his presence. I find it hard to genuinely dislike anybody, but david starkey makes the list with room to spare. Prat.

Forget all this b*llocks mate, why not stick to our comfort zone and just sing anti-pompey songs. Maynard and Rodriguez would have to learn sooner or later anyway.

Unsuitable for homo sapiens too, as far as i could tell. No wonder Rickie signed up up here, he must of thought all his christmases had come at once.

I couldnt even get round the ring road without blowing a blood vessel. Shlte Central, utterly horrible. imho, of course...

Bristol is the only place on the planet that i have visited and sworn never to return to. Utterly hideous, even skatesville seems like south kensington in comparison. Me and the mrs went to see meatloaf at ashton gate, that is one godawful city that will never have the dubious pleasure of my company again.

^Is that the place on weyhill road?

I notice that we're still waiting for a response from any of our resident females. They cant all be frigid or lezzers, surely.

Didnt jonno quick whack in 2 that put us back in the mk plastics game at sms? When we beat them in the dying minutes?

My neighbours 18 year old daughter got 3rd party from tesco direct on a peugeot 106 for under £800, first car, first policy. Worth a call.

Fair comment. We will probably have another signing or two, and most likely they will be players nobody has even thought of in connection with us yet.

Confident, no. Hopeful, possibly. As long as the manager genuinely wants him here and the chairman concurs then I'm pretty hopeful we'll sign him. We will find out soon enough.

In Nigel we trust. Cant see him and NC splashing the cash on somebody who couldnt dajfu. And I have to say, if Cortese and Adkins really want him, we're quite likely to get him imho. According to plenty of sources, Cork wasnt ever going to sign for us.....until he did.....

Agrees/w MLG Who are you, and what have you done with Alps?

Blimey!! That will take the edge off southamptons friday riots....

The only time Ive ever been hugged at a match whas when Chappers scored against man u. The guy behind me threw his arms round my neck and screamed, I remember thinking "christ i hope theres nobody photographing this, I could end up in Up the arse corner in viz"

You have to admit its a rough neighborhood.

Tea and biscuits are both forbidden in SO17.

When i saw those rioters on Tottenham High Road i thought "f*ck me, i'd better find somewhere to hide that they would never dream of going" I'm in the Job Centre if you need me

I doubt he'd have seen them anyway, he'll have been gazing at the telly coverage of the manchester riots.

Is that link genuine, or a wind-up off News Thump?