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Spoke to a mate in streatham this evening who has a pharmacy, he has been contacted by the police and told that if his alarm goes off he is under no circumstances to go to the shop.

there wont be much immediate pressure on him if the Walcott deal is anything to go by. He'll just keep the bench warm, thats all, I never understood why wenger splashed out on theo and never seemed to start him. And as for erikkson taking him into the england squad and then leaving him on the bench in the match that put us out, I will never understand that as long as I breathe. Sheer lunacy. I hope AOC does well, no hard feelings here.

This is funnier than the cr*p joke thread.

I have a feeling we've already signed him. Agree with your sentiments.

Just occurred to me reading this from thornhill saints, I wonder where the microphones were mainly stationed? Maybe theyre at one end of the ground and thats why the fans at the game got a different perspective of the fans who saw it on telly. I was in kingsland corner, and yeh there were a fair few anti skate songs, (as is right and proper,) but there were plenty of player chants, and also plenty of "who the f*ck are leeds united", as well as "southerners" and loads of our other usual suspects, not to mention the Liebherr songs and the Cortese one. And to whoever suggested earlier that they hadnt heard OWTS, rest assured that it got sung regularly throughout the match.

I'm horrified youd be licking out a skate piece in the first place.

This. I thought chapps was terrific when he came on, gave us a real edge. Surprised he didnt get booked though, even at three nil up he was flying in like a terrier on a rat.

It is slightly amusing that the first thing the "protesters" did was to empty out pc world.

Richard keys really is a prize prat, even before andygraygate. Smug annoying t*sser.

Because I saw the c*nt when my dogs started barking their boll*cks off at 4 in the f*cking morning. Had to start work at 7, I think a few clients may have got a slightly substandard service that day

And i bet theyre insured with sheilas wheels

Sorry to hear that. I made the same mistake about 7 years ago and lost a dozen chickens and 6 ducks. Bastard foxes...

If barneys fit, imho he should play for that very reason. Im also hoping that we can get a decent look at de ridder, preferably the full game. Im surprised at how much I'm looking forward to this game. I know its a bit of an irrelevance, but will be great to see the 2nd team out and see what they can do. Also im away for a couple of weeks shortly after so will miss a few games.

Theres a joke about a camel that ends with the punchline "no sir, they ride the camel to the brothel in town."

If the germans and the other economically strong eurozone members decamped to another currency, the remaining dregs would have to default anyway. Whats the difference? And in any case, whatever they label it as, they are going to default even as things are. The others cant keep propping them up forever, when spain goes down the toilet the shlt is really going to hit the fan.

Is that based on personal experience?? Respect!!!

They all have whippets. FACT

Thats interesting. Good spot.

If you said that in southsea youd get lynched

Agreed on all counts. I still would though....

lol, just saw that on telly! Nice one, I bet he felt a right tw*t

Was there ever a truer word spoken? I'm with the professor on this one.

Seconded. Bankers seem to be quite popular nowadays

I had worked that one out mate, hence the winky/smiley thing. No offence intended.