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, but I'm pretty sure he's a shoo-in for the job.

Save your money, the twitch is biding his time til capello gets the boot.

First night with my new Thai bride. We got into foreplay and I was sucking her off when I thought ........."Hang on a f*cking minute.."

Has rickie missed one for us yet? Cant be arsed to trawl through t'internet

Does this mystery poster claim that the lee barnard song isnt "he's short, he's f*cking hard...." because, on an average of saints players, lee barnard isnt actually very short? And then backs his statement up with statistics proving this?

...and there you go. She is bloody gorgeous. http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=louise+redknapp&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1440&bih=737&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=_SyH9ubAnmQDfM:&imgrefurl=http://www.celebs101.com/image--21-1773--Louise%2BRedknapp%2Bimage%2BGallery.html&docid=tQ3LubgESLaPBM&w=1917&h=2575&ei=9ZBzTrOaN5G18QPPn-WADg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=182&vpy=229&dur=2476&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=87&ty=131&page=3&tbnh=160&tbnw=118&start=50&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:50 ( btw, is this a contender for the worlds longest link?)

A scorched face. Self-inflicted.

If he is, can I have a shot on Louise? Cracking piece, that

Blackpool and Brighton. Blackpool because of that charmless graceless prat holloway, and brighton because of that charmless etc.......

Chef? In a wetherspoons?? CHEF????!!!!! Make these jokes realistic at least!

Did you have a chocolate bar in your top pocket? If so, thats probably what she meant. They can sniff that out at 50 yards.

Does he have a neck? I cant see one... Bit of a weird one, this. I dont use any "social networking" sites myself, just the plsstaking ones, but I was always led to understand that facebook and the others all have a function whereby the person doling out their lives to all and sundry could block anyone they didnt like from posting on their threads?

Good spot. What were you googling to chance upon this website? And was your wife out at the time?

While we're in confession mode, I remember telling a mate "no, we've been in the top flight 27 years. We always scrape out of these relegation fights and this seasons no different...." ffs

Thats not stupid, it just lacks credibility.

I always drop into the Royal Oak, before and after. Plenty of space and a decent bar, never have to wait long even when its busy.

That was quick, you back already?

Of all the days to pick, that was the first one in at least 20 years when my first action on waking was NOT to switch on R4. I knew nothing about it until my mate arrived at 2 o'clock. We had a load of deliveries scheduled, and I was in the workshop preparing for them and getting the van ready. He asked what I thought of the attacks, I replied "what attacks?" He said something about a plane in new york, and we cracked on with the days work. It wasnt until I got home at around 7pm that I realised the enormity of it.

Agreed. That is genuinely amusing, and the mitchell youtube is brilliant, wtf was he drinking?!!

Its karaoke time at St Marys!!

Sue, if youre going to do it, do it right. Have a nice big glass of chianti.

Should have been one more. This mornings work spilled over. ffs

I think you can still get tickets from the club store in westquay.

Fair play. I meant about what Sambosa said tbh. And yes, lwtua is an excellent song in its own right, just that it was a bit more commercially aimed than the album stuff. I have everything they recorded if you want anything copied