scotty

That was my initial reaction as well

Decent of you to have stopped and helped, liquid. Years ago, I was driving home up past cobden bridge when I saw a girl running hell for leather up the hill, so I pulled over and opened the passenger door to ask if she was ok. Before I could say anything she jumped in the car and screamed for me to go, which I did, turned out she was running from her violent ex. She asked me to drop her at a place in warsash,so I did. Seemed bizarre at the time but there you go. Another time me and my mate were out in the van when we saw a guy laying face down on the pavement. Slammed on the anchors and piled out, turned out he was trying to turn off his water stopcock in the pavement hahahaaaa

If I'm in a long run on the van I usually put some good comedy on. The old Hancock stuff is brilliant, or Down the line, theres loads on cd nowadays. Get on amazon spoken word and fill your boots. If you want a load for free send me a memory stick and I'll fill it up for you.

My mrs found a load of animal porn on the computer this morning, but I think I got away with it. Blamed the dog.

ok, whos going to tackle that one?

Stoke for me. I used to live there so i have a soft spot for them, plus the ex-saints connection of course.

jet

Always had a soft spot for Vale, lived round the corner for a few years. I even did some work at the ground for the Heavy Metal Holocaust they had there , that was a day to remember

I'll prepare to be whelmed one way or the other. Judging by the last slice of massive news Mr Sibley delivered in this fashion, I'm guessing it will be "under".

He wouldnt seem wealthy in todays context though, not compared to the likes of abramovich. And they smashed the transfer record for Shearer as I recall it with a mammoth £3m + dixon and speedie. Worked out well for us, that did. We started calling Saints "Blackburn reserves", anytime they wanted another player along to the Dell theyd trot and there went Flowers, Kenna, etc etc. The talk at the time was dalglish wanted MLT but he was already a rich man in his own right and wasnt interested in moving away from Southampton airport.

Ive heard that goes down well.

I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still. She says "What are you doing?"... "Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."

nothing wrong with a bit of optimism

I dont recall Cortese or anybody else saying the five year plan would culminate in a top 3 spot, only that we are supposed to be back in the prem by then.

"now I think of it, Pardew had a point about that bird...."

well, youre already on amber alert....

Can anyone recommend a cheap bodywork shop around here? Needs to be someone who would take on a quick job on a manky old car without spending any fortunes on it. The cars only worth a few hundred quid, but the door got scraped in a carpark the other day and it looks a bit embarrassing. tia

tgi's in westquay road used to be ok when they opened, but after the last time we went I vowed never to return. The food was unbelievably hideous, I could not eat more than a few mouthfuls without gagging. The service was quick and friendly, fair enough, but if theyre bringing you inedible garbage thats hardly relevant. Avoid. Very funny clip btw!!!

norman

Has anybody been to that Nepalese place down by ocean village, along from dock gate 4 on the left? I wondered about trying it despite the location.

Blimey, you're right!! Well spotted. I like him myself, useful player, but quite a few on here dont seem to rate him.

What were you doing on that site, are you a pilot or a trolly dolly?

It amazes me that this sectarian sh*t still goes on. Who gives a f*ck whether youre catholic or protestant nowadays??, its just yet another excuse for the scots to have a good ruck. Roll on the independence referendum, good luck salmond, I hope you get what you wish for.

There are worse ways to go.