scotty

This.

If I was doing kelly brooks, I'd probably fade after 10 seconds.

Possibly for the same reason Koeman did.

. He may well have been to portsmouth. Lets face it, portsmouth looks pretty damn good compared to liverpool.

I don't think Howe is a genuine option, although stranger things have happened. If avb was appointed then presumably the board would have a say in the style of play the club expects.

I was thinking exactly the same thing. The forum could use more of this carefully crafted debate.

Or keane. Or redknapp. Both of which were being quoted odds on a day or two ago.

Worry you not. If we can't get anyone else I'll do the job myself.

I've got very slim wrists, always fancied a rolex but they'd look stupid on me. Found a a raymond weil tango in Switzerland 20+ years ago, never changed it, never will. Get something that fits you well, the rest is just window dressing, but loads of people have commented on how good the watch looks.

We've been doing that to celtic for some time, to be fair.

I'd think it quite likely that sammy lee and dave watson would probably stay on anyway. They both seem pretty settled at the club regardless of who the manager is, and the board would view them as providing some continuity.

But the first stage of our recovery is to avoid relegation. Never lose sight of that.

I've sometimes wondered whether that was his own choice, or an instruction from the board at the time. It was always obvious that he understood the questions put to him before the interpreter translated them for him.

roy keane at 33/1??? If that happens I will stop supporting the saints and defect to pompey until he leaves.

Sadly, that doesn't always work. I wish I could elaborate on that.

He was a terrific prospect while he covered for clyne, in fact in some ways I thought he was a slight improvement when getting forward. I was surprised we let him go, although it was silly money and ron didn't seem bothered.

If he didn't want to be here then, why would he want to be here now? Loaning him back makes no sense to me anyway, unless we're about to lose a shedload of defenders.

It's a pretty sterile debate to run to 53 pages. We aren't going to vote to leave the eu, and even if we did there would just be another vote, and another, until we got it right . But to quote jeremy hardy, part of me wants us to just to see what would happen if we did.

I'd like to see the stats on that.

If I was you mate, I'd leave it right there. Immediately. I really would. A joke's a joke, but this is absolutely the wrong thread for it, try the muppet show joke thread.

Sister in law, eh? "I can't believe you sh*gged my sister last night!!" screamed my wife. "What the hell were you thinking?" I said "babe, you are so much sexier than your sister." She stopped and smiled." Honestly? " she asked. "Yes," I replied. "That's what I was thinking."

It's the area that attracted them. I lived in stoke for three years and can confirm that it's a utopian dream of a place.

Trouble is, we could well be facing a relegation battle by then. One of these years, that's going to happen. It's my biggest fear, mainly because dalek will be all over the site saying how he told us so.

Are you dalek Are you dalek Are you dalek in disguise? Aaare you dalek in disguise.