Deppo

Please don't turn this thread with your negativity. This is about celebrating Lawrie's knighthood, not denigrating it. If you want to do that, please start your own thread questioning it. I might make the trip up to Buck Pal to stand at the gates for this - I assume it is New Year's Honours?

Yes, please find out Saint_clark. hypochondriac really needs to know - it's important.

May your God go with you.

This is fantastic. It's about time he was recognised and what better way than to join Ted Bates as a Knight of the Realm. Arise, Sir Lawrie McMenemy - the city is proud of you.

I have a solution for you.....stop being a PAYE contractor.

No, it's not a wind up. Why should anyone pay your wage? I take it you're self employed? Well, you were aware of what self employed meant when you got into the whole situation. There are benefits of being self employed and there are downsides - or do you just want the benefits?

Like who? Who is going to die because of a couple of days of snow? (excluding the elderly who die because it's too cold - which is a separate issue)

What's wrong with taking some time off work when it snows and just enjoying life? All this carry on about "oh, a bit of snow and the country comnes to a standstill" - well SO WHAT? I think it's good that the country comes to a standstill. I think it nice that kids get to play in the snow and not go to school and that busy parents actually spend some time with the family because they have to take the day off work to look after kids or they themselves can't get to work. We should celebrtae the fact that we are "ill prepared" for the snow by saying "No! We are prepared! We just realise that any excuse to spend quality time with our loved ones is worth more than toiling away to add money into some fatcats back pocket". Bring on the snow and bring on the chaos. Welcome it and embrace it. It is a rare opportunity for us to value life and take stock of what is important.

Anyone got one? Anyone recommend any good ones?

Being fair, Alpine's opening post is a bit cryptic and some people seem to have got confused about the what he was talking about. Maybe Alpine Saint could make his posts a little clearer in the future?

Alright sweetheart! Just wondered what was going on. One daft question I can cope with, but two in the space of 30 minutes seems a bit over the top.

So.......to get passport sorted you got in touch with the passport agency? To get tickets with easyjet sorted who would be the best people to get in touch with? Hmmmmm.....

PM me his name, date of birth, address and bank account details and I'll make sure he has a passport by Friday.

I did this routine yesterday and will probably do it again tomorrow: Pullups - 26 reps Deadlifts with 135 lbs - 51 reps Pushups - 51 reps 24-inch box jumps - 51 reps Floor wipers - 51 reps Single-arm Clean-and-Press with 36 lbs Kettlebell - 51 reps Pullups - 26 reps

LOL! Nice one Qwerty!

What is this all about Alpine?

If I went round painting stuff on walls and buildings, would that make me a modern artist? Would I be celebrated? Would I f*ck. This man needs to be hung up by the testicles.

Get a life Robsk! Start living in the real world.

NSS, ignore Robsk, he's just jealous because he's not allowed to go to Australia because of his ginger hair - he'd fry if he went out there.

I changed my UAF tattoo to OAF after it was pointed out that they're racist/fascist.

You UAF people are the most racist

Don't be racist

What language is this?

Rough night with the boyfriend?

But just because he is a Saints fan doesn't mean that helping him is Saints related. If you had posted a message saying "My friend is after a number of young children for him and his saints supporting paedophile friends to play with, can anyone suggest any who may be vulnerable, whom we can prey on? Thanks", would you still expect people to help? There is a limit to what people are prepared to do just because someone has something in common with them. Personally, I have been voting for the chap that Buctootim told us about as his seems a more worthy cause. God bless our brave war heroes and our elderly folk. NB - I am not saying that NSS or any of his friends are paedophiles.