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I just went out and bought everyone I care about a brand-new rolex watch.

Not only does it look awesome but it saved my life once when I heard someone on the beach shouting a warning about a shark.

I did a hearing one once. Got £2000 for it but ended up with a massive ear on my back.

I agree with hypochondriac. He has spent the past week showing respect. He is a symbol of what we should all be like. He's like Jesus or summink.

Thank you. I will now.

Might as well go over it all again though, just for the sake of it eh?

How do you know what "someone like Markus" is like? None of us knew Markus. Maybe it's not Nicola who has been misjudged?

EDIT: someone's posted the link.

http://newsarse.com/2009/08/07/rupert-murdoch-to-charge-idiots-to-read-rubbish/

http://www.thetruthaboutourschools.com/2010/08/16/watch-out-for-private-school-spin-and-dodgy-statistics/

Get Rakim to do some of the work for you.

That was it! I always get them and Cardiff City confused. Mainly because of Jason Koumas playing for both of them. Cracking goal by Liptak though. Will never forget it.

I agree.

Put a bucketful of cum in there

Tony Blair is guilty for every single military death since 1997. Big deal.

Me too, but I think I'm busy that day. I've managed to get some free tickets to Holiday on Ice, by dint of being a moron.

It is not about that. Most of the best teachers ARE in state schools. It is the attitude towards education of the individual pupil (which probably comes from family and upbringing) which is the key differentiator in grades coming out of both schools. Most pupils in state schools achieve; more pupils in public schools achieve. That can't just be down to the teaching?

It must have been Cardiff City then. Yes, that was it. It was definitely against Cardiff City because I remember it being against Cardiff City. I can remember there being loads of Cardiff City fans outside the ground after the game talking about that goal that Zoltan Liptak scored from about 30 yards. They were saying how good it was, which surprised me because usually they are violent thugs.

http://sti.bmj.com/content/70/2/94.abstract did you ever use a prostitute when you were in the TA?

What?! That is inhumane! I can't believe that they are subjected to paying the same as everyone else! What is the world coming to? I now retract all of my previous statements and firmly believe that soldiers deserve to get everything they can for free. They deserve our charity. Like people with mental illnesses, etc.

Brilliant. Some people say that people from Dibden Purlieu are all inbred and stupid and have sex with animals. Not my opinion of course. Just that some people say.

I believe it would be appropriate to sign each post that poses a question, such as 'What lager should be served in the concorse' and 'Who should we play at left back?' with the acronym for 'What Would Marcus Want?' What do you guys think of this idea? Or, more importantly, What Would Marcus Want?' WWMW WIFM

Stu agrees with that statement. So the obvious thing to do would be to take the opposing view for the sake of humanity.

Stu wins another internet argument by saying 'I won that internet argument'. I must admit you have got me so brilliantly that I didn't notice. Could you please give me a summary of just how and explain what you meant by 'some of our fans are morons' and I'll crawl away with my tail between my legs.

Why are our fans morons Stu? I assume you must mean the ones that want to give tickets to troops then?