Deppo

Does it feel real yet?

No woman = No cry.

After floating on cloud 9 it was back down to earth with a bump today

2nd in the table! Ha1 He thinks we're second. Season over mate, that's where we are right now.

Season over (unless we buy heavily in the window)

My apologies... I've just looked up 'c*ntthorpe' in a medical dictionary. What a disgusting act.

Would there be a MDL if it weren't for the EDL?

I'm glad you agree that it would be equally as nonsensical for educators to take your advice on schools as it would be for Nigel Adkins to take the advice of the forum on football matters.

This one sounds excellent. Best one by far.

But c*ntthorpe isn't a bad word or anything. It's not even a word. It means nothing. What is there to apologise about?

Perhaps Eddie Howe is ready to start playing again?

I think they should make people who bang on about how schools should be run go and work in a school for a month, teaching those horrible little kids.

No change for me. I'd still vote for Matt Cardle.

You are clearly a man of extremes. A man who sees only black and white. Perhaps you are bipolar? There are other feelings in between "not feeling real" and being "gloomy". I am thrilled with the way that Saints are playing and enjoying it immensely. Your purple prose is my sticking point.

I wonder if Cortese and Adkins have heard these rumours? Perhaps someone should tell them?

SuperMikey, I think you should thank you dune for teaching you this valuable lesson.

Exactly. I've lost count of the number of times I've needed to know the name of a capital city at work and I haven't had any access to tools to find it out.

I never sleep.

This is all a bit childish, isn't it? I'm not sure if this does your point any favours at all.

"I recall" isn't a caveat. "If I recall correctly" is. The former states that something actually happened. The latter doesn't. If you want to hedge your language to soften your perceived belligerence, go with the second one.

I apologise for my earlier outburst. It just sunk in! We are second in division 3! WOOP!

I'd like it if Brighton and Peterborough both lost today, (provided we win)

I wonder if there has ever been a year when every team in the league has won every game of the season. It's probably happened somewhere, maybe in the lower leagues. Don't think it has happened in leagues 1-4. Over to you, stattos!

I like this one - what's the tune?