Al de Man

I'm guessing he meant "C4 now", as in on TV channel, but carried away with holding down the Shift key.

Only if the police find the bodies.

I only got the invite at about 4:30pm this afternoon. Have you added him as a friend yet?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/event.php?eid=37605923206

You're welcome. There's also this which looks like an e-document for a quid. Gotta be worth a risk.

Broken PS2s on eBay.

Fred and Rose?

They're probably about the third of the cost of a house built of bricks and unless they chop down all the surrounding trees would be just as uninhabitable after the fire has passed. Did you see the state of that car's alloy wheel?

Those auction credits are only valid against the price of a successfully won item and expire after 30 days so you have to keep on bidding and trying to win in order to make use of them.

When a bid is placed the end of the auction is extended by 10 seconds so it's not as if you can come in at the very last second in the hope of sniping it. Each bid costs you 40p and increases the price by 5p, so multiply the final price by eight and that's what it's cost all the bidders to take part in the auction. eg PS3 "sold" for £52.90. So the actual money made through the cost of the bids alone is £423.20, then add the final price of £52.90 and they've made close to £500 for something you can buy for £300.

Try taking a bloodhound next time.

Surely she's swallowed a bloke's jizz before?

I understand sellers can no longer leave bad feedback for buyers. (Possibly as long as they actually pay?) It's so that buyers aren't scared from leaving negative feedback for bad service in fear of receiving a retaliatory response.

Which lens? Body only is probably worth about £10-15. Kit lens like that 28-80mm will push it up to £35-40 at a guess.

You're right in saying they're cheap and fast. 0-60 in 7.3s and under £18,000. Decent size too, so they can carry a lot of doughnuts. http://www.motorbar.co.uk/skodaoctvrs.htm

To be fair, Hampshire Constabulary have used a f***ing lot of unmarked Skodas. The first one I knew about was dark blue/black (it's difficult to tell under street lighting) PX04***. I've seen a silver one pull someone by J8 M27. My girlfriend told me about a blue one with its lights going responding to a call in London Road. Then the one on Thursday night reg DX08***.

They get away with it because their competitors are MacDonalds.

They are easy to spot but the problem is that by the time you're close enough to pick out all these details, he's already PNC checked you and got his mace spray to hand.

They should be easy enough to spot as long as they're good enough to leave those blue lights on all the time.

I would believe it because I do exactly that. It's a little bit embarassing when it turns out to be a 1.4 Fabia. I used to drive Ric's white Sierra Sapphire and had the same thing happen to me.

Finally, someone perceptive enough to realise the truth. Anyway, back to the actual question itself... oh f*ck it, I can't remember the reg now.

About as frequently as every other driver who's held a clean licence since they passed 15 years ago.

I was referring to the fact that I meticulously observed the speed limit including obeying 30mph signs at half past midnight. I can't help it if you jump to the wrong conclusions.

Lol. Did I mention I was in the least bit intoxicated? The last alcoholic drink to pass my lips was the tiniest sip of champagne to toast at a wedding in September.

Good job I didn't mention I imagine the examiner is Sally Taylor.