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Sex Dwarf - Soft Cell

b*llocks ?

So Jeff, the update has just banned you from 'Live' ?? The xbox still runs your games OK ?

I thought i was fairly knowledgable on football, but I did not recognise half the England players

& here ??

Thanks for all the chants The9 ... sounds great on the xbox version Mind you the missus was not impressed when a loud chant of '...you fat bastard' came out the speakers whilst I was playing my 8 year old nipper A quick reedit I thinks !

My mate was on the original jury - he got rejected due to having a vested interest....he is a P*mpey fan

I was there ... 40 fans ... lost 1 nil ... freezing cold night .... got home at 5.30am overtaking milk floats .... got up & was at work at 8am I am the bestest Saints fan ever

Nail on head.

& the £365k they owe the taxman is chicken feed to P*mpeys debt !!!

Page 686 & Corp Hoho hits an all time low !

Bergkamp, Wright, Gazza, Giggs, Cantona

I'll have jam on mine, please.

More stories this morning on defaulting of wages

All arriving back in their nicely sponsored tops & sunglasses

I can help

TBF , I dont think many of us are earning thousands of pounds a week as a professional footballer, represententing this city & being idolised by thousands of kids ?

Took my 8 year old nipper to St Mary's for the 1st time in a couple of years on saturday .... he came away so excited, talking about his favorite players Lambert & Barnard all day yesterday. These players are role models for young kids ...... So thanks Barnard for setting such a wonderful example.

Why are most footballers complete w*nkers ?

Was it Barney the Bear you were playing with ?

Will be 2 less if my bloody tickets dont turn up in the post tomorrow morning !

Pub in P*rtsmouth called The Fawcett Inn

If you drop a slice of toast, it always lands butter side down.... If you drop a cat, it always lands on it's feet.... What would happen if you superglue some toast to a cats back ???

Just how does John Motson still pass as a comentator ?

Honestly ????