Lets B Avenue

If only I hadnt agreed to go to France in October 96 after watching Newcastle stuff ManUre and declaring to my mates, "That wont happen two weeks running."

Where's he been all season?

50. As The The sang in 86. "We are the 51st state of the USA."

I agree that Hypo has been hard done by. Thanks for the entertainment.

and we aren't Cheats FC.

No. It ws the league game on the saturday after xmas 06. Pele and (gulp) Prutton scored. Leicester fans probably hanged themselves as a result. (No offence to anyone on Death Row intended.)

Sorry, Birthday Boy. It was 2005. The Jail-Bound Twitch was our manager and my car nearly broke down in a flooded Bedford Place on the way home from work.

I respectfully suggest that you refer to the Stockport Fans site. I also have a good friend who is a Lincoln fan and has seen enough bad players to make a judgement. (No offence intended.)

A defender got a touch and a corner was awarded. Mind you with that ref.........

Anthony Pulis?

Lost 3-2. The 4-0 was 2 years later.

Crystal Palace.

Well it is a Unitary Authority FFS. I was quoting from my 1963 Collins Graphic Atlas. Hence my use of the past tense. (Offence still not taken. But pride dented.)

East Riding was North of the Humber. ie Hull. Grimsby was in Lincolnshire along with S****horpe. This is not nit-picking. I dont know about you, but I would be pretty pis sed if some Northern monkey accused me of being from Sussex. However, no offence has been taken.

Why would you want to make rude gestures at Sir Ricky? Bloody Millwall fan.

Not according to "Wiki". Grim was a Danish fisherman who founded the town and "by" means "Village" in Danish. Apparently. (Offence not taken. But your post could have been misconstrued as "Sarcastic and Pointless." But not by me.)

Grimsby isn't in Yorkshire either. (Please dont offend me.)

They both wear blue.

What flavour?

As he was probably going from their illustrious training complex to the M27 and only used the Concorde car park as a quick cheat to avoid having to go down to Passfield Ave, there is no way you should have let him out. However, he might have gone there for lunch if he had forgotten to take his sandwiches with him in the morning.

For the derisory sum of 1.37p per day, I really struggle to work out why so many regular posters are bleating about this. The Cheats FC thread alone has provided enough VFM.

Debatable.

No, they aren't.

What always annoys me, is when we are taking an inswinger, no one is positioned beyond the 6 yard box to run onto the corner that sails over the keeper's reach. At least twice a match someone has to chase a ball out to the touchline/corner flag.

What are the players' wives like?