Lets B Avenue

He'll need those built-up shoes, if he's to keep "his head held high."

Jonno Quick is still banging them in for Oldham. Dany played for Doncaster up to xmas, but not since. Presumably fell out with Fergie Jnr, who led them to another relegation.

Unlike Sullivan, here is one Utd fan who realised how "serious" the situation was. http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/calls-eamonn-holmes-apologise-after-11315358

I went to Upton Park, for the first time, in September 1966 and I went to Upton Park, for the last time, last December, with countless other visits in between. I have never, ever, been to the feckin Boleyn Ground!

I don't think you would want me to take your son.

Won't he come back just to use the treatment room?

Won't be playing Vitesse this year. They finished 9th.

Palace charging £500 for the ride.

Yep v Vitesse.

Les Harfield scored!

Not if he signs for Arsenal.

Nigel Adkins to be our next manager.

You would trust him a lot more if he played make-believe games on his computer.

What's Defoe done now?

2nd red of the season. 2 game ban.

He only signed a 5 year deal last summer. Must be here for another 10 years then.

Tommy Fourpast Sylvester Stallone Johnny Morris (Oh no. He was a Zookeeper) William "Fatty" Foulkes

What he said.

Was he wondering what happened to the Fighting Cocks?

I could, but as you have already named them, I wont. Congratulations on your 200th started thread and your 199th pointless one.

Which Fish'n Chip shop will he be seen in first?

Complete horsesheet. IMO. He's got the Bournemouth/WBA bloodbath on Saturday. We have the "genial" Jonathan Moss who has reffed us 3 times this season and we have 3 wins and no goals against. Norwich, Arsenal home and Swansea away.

5 of the 8 matches just completed had the conventional toss.

Here today. Gone tomorrow? I'll go as Brian Hanrahan.