Going to Bouremouth Borough Council a few years ago a Pheasant impaled itself in the grill of my Car's radiator somewhere near Ringwood and I could not remove it.
When I got to the Council Offices I was told in no uncertain manner that I could not park there with a Pheasant stuck to my car.
Luckily my collegue who I was meeting there had a penknife and we cut the dead pheasant free and threw it in a bin
I think if it happens again I will keep the Pheasant and send it to your Gran