bungle

Oh crap. Although weren't they saying that there's been a lot of rain in J'burg and with a bit of green on top it should be a seamers' wicket? Or have I just invented that nugget?

Yup, I guess that is the case. Filthy skate.

It was Bell and Collingwood that did most of it though, musn't be forgotten. Pietersen a waste of time once again.

Onions!

Review. Radio commentators don't think there is a chance on initial reaction.

Who needs Twenty20?! Top quality cricket, so much tension.

They have to bowl the overs, so 17 balls no matter what.

Oh crud. Bell edges to slip. 17 balls to go. 1 wicket.

20 balls to go. If they bowl them all before :47 then they could get one more over in. Unlikely, though.

Broad out now, wastes a referral when it clearly hits his glove.

Not long now. Lots of tension. Inside edge from Bell there. Nervy. "Dot ball to the Eng-er-land" sing the Army.

Collingwood gone. He's done his job, really. 13 overs, 3 balls to go. Prior and Bell in now. Going to be nervy.

37 overs left, and they actually have to bowl them all today (unless the weather intervenes). Steyn the obvious dangerman.

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Am going to try and find a pub in Bletchley, but doubt we will get there long before the game.

Looks like you'll be making a Tuesday night visit!

Wow. A lie in.

http://www.pdc.tv/page/PlayersChampionshipOrderofMerit/0,,10180,00.html The Players Championship finals at the end of January should be quite interesting - a lot of big names not even qualified, such as Barney, Mardle and Manley.

I don't have a wheely bin, so not really sure! Don't think I'd care that much, to be honest. What I'm saying is there are more bins around then specialist dog bins, and you can just put your dog waste in one of those now.

Dog sh*t has been reclassified. You no longer need to use a dog bin, you can deposit it in any general waste bin.

Good 'pedanting'.

What a nob.

I'm only disappointed as there wasn't a pedant of the year award for 2009. Therefore, I think us pedants need to up our game.

Pietersen is the biggest pile of sh*t ever. Drop him now.

I think you'll find he e-mailed in, rather than texted.