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Brilliant, yeh. Let's sing the same song for every player. Wonderful.

Far from a classic, this. Both teams poor.

Excellent news.

Second look at Algeria now. They need to improve.

Bernie is a touch mental, I reckon. I think the short cut should be a secret, hidden behind a bush or an underground tunnel in the middle of a gravel trap.

The Jo'burg Golf Open are currently off for "electrical activity". Why isn't that stopping the cricket?!!

Yeh, I think he'll pick a centre-half out with injury too.

Davis Otsemobor - Fonte - Perry - Harding James - Scheiderlin - Hammond - Waigo Lambert - Lallana p.s. This is what I think he will pick, not necessarily what I would pick.

What a load of nonsense. Used to be a day when we had a different song for every player Saints put out on the pitch. Didn't matter if they were any good or not, they were Saints players. Didn't expect you to make a comment like that, more like an Arizona comment.

Yawn.

Bell clean bowled. Inswinger after a load of outswingers.

Er, SA have 4 front line bowlers, then have just replaced a spinner with a quicky. Both sides have 6 batsmen, a wk, and 4 bowlers. What are you on about?

Collingwood goes. Vaughan says the ball did something unusual. Goes for 47. 115-5.

Banned.

I hope not. He'll cost us a good start to the season.

While I'm not sure if I'd have done it, playing at altitude in the final test of a hard series, and on a pitch that should offer some swing, brining in a fresh swing bowler is hardly a "lol" moment.

Ah, the 3rd umpire is Daryl Harper. That explains it.

Cook given out lbw. Being reviewed. Edit: It's a no-ball! Double edit: They are now looking at the lbw, so apparently the 3rd umpire doesn't think it was a no-ball. Triple edit: Out. Quad edit: On the radio they are all convinced that it was a clear no-ball.

Well done Kev, you nob.

"Starting"! FFS! The sport of cricket is dead. "Opening", for crying out loud. If we can't protect the language of cricket then what can we protect?

Trott out lbw. 7-2. Agnew slagging him off for an appalling shot. And now Pietersen, who desperately, desperately needs to play a good innings.

Win the toss, bat first. First ball Strauss goes to an apparently excellent catch. Edit: Team news: Sidebottom is for Onions. Harris and De Wet out for SA, Parnell and McLaren in.

All over. Another massive Cup of Nations shock.

I know you are, but what am I?

Yes. Many apologies for that omission. Hang on a minute.....