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Useless, can't score from penalties, can't defend, what is the point of us carrying on.

Aww, I give up We should be winning and now we're losing.

Penalty to us, McG took it,got saved.

Yup, just don't believe it, all we needed a penalty after 5 minutes and it gets saved. We really are blighted.

Still it will be interesting to see what becomes of the Smith/Robertson combination, an out and out winger and a hard-nut front man. Watford are supposed to be susceptible on crosses,we could blow them out of the water early on, on the other hand we could be 2-0 down inside 10 minutes.

Not many about so far this afty, dare I hope that they're all down at the game? Mr Pastry is a saints supporter

Plenty of attacking options though, I would have thought our line was too aggressive if anything. Smith,Lallana,Robertson and McGoldrick-none of them known for their defensive qualities.

They're too busy promoting their riverboat shuffle.

Obviously I didn't pay enough attention to the way I typed it out.:( Although from the OS it shows Smith in front and McG in midfield.

Doesn't look like he's in the squad today; Interpreting the "from" on the OS team looks like Davis James Wotton Lancashire Mills Smith Lallana Surman Cork Robertson McG Subs Bart, Perry,Pekhart,Gillett ,Thompson I quite like that team. Of note, no place in the squad for BWP

Sounds like a quote by Eddie Larkin

But the Jackson's Field comes WITH the cow manure. 2 solutions to this differential equation with one more unknown than normal. Either the sausage(ammunition) is the PLC and the bbq (kalashnikov) is the stadium-ie they're having difficulty in settling or coming to an agreement about the outstanding debt with Aviva (N.U) or the sausages is the whole PLC shebang and the bbq is planning permission; but as it stands JF must be offered for sale to Bovis before all others until April 2009 so to avoid that SLH PLC would have to become a property developer or get take over by one, so that JF was not sold to anyone other than Bovis.I don't see planning permission being anywhere near being granted so option 1 is most likely.

Yep, apparently that was too cryptic for the average UI poster (who are mostly skates anyway) so he transformed it into an arms dealer parable.The ammunition replacing the sausages and the kalashnikovs replacing the bbq. We are obviously the sausages (or ammunition) the barbeque or kalashnikovs? who knows, but the intimation is that we are but a small (but vital) part of an ensemble. I would say that he could have said you don't buy a ton of cow manure unless you've got a field to spread it on,that would have at least been in keeping with the general tone of the average take-over rumour.

Sticky key

well not the Cantona bit, I made that up, the rest however is a precis of the short (but wiry) thread on his site today which was brought to my attention a while ago.

Nick apparently explained what went wrong on the UI today. Said it's no good buying a load of ammunition if your Kalashinikovs haven't arrived-yet. Make of that what you will. He's been reading Cantona instead of Kant to help his kids with their philosophy homework.

I'd hope the turnover is at least 14 million, otherwise we are maxi-browned. A chairman of a football club does what any other CEO does, conducts the orchestra and bangs heads together when the melody goes out of sync or out of tune.

I think he'll go with a little more bite in midfield, Wotton instead of DMG.

True, what we need is a new quarterback and some 300 lb linemen.

Dinking and Dunking is grid-iron speak. Means progressing by way of short passes.

overheard in a Boston bar. "Hey, see the Patriots?" "Yeah, they sucked" "I couldnt believe their defense. Totally sucked" "I know. Cassel sucks too. What do you think Belichick is going to do" "Aw, he sucks now. He was good for a couple of years. Now hes totally retarded" "Yeah. How about the Sox" "They suck. I cant even watch them anymore" "Yeah, Ortiz sucks. Ellsbury too" "They've sucked since Schilling got hurt" "Ahh, he was startin to suck anyway" "And Beckett got hurt.." "He was great last year. Now he sucks" "Sucks" "Francona got lucky last year" "Yeah, without Manny he sucks" "Yeah, Theo's a jerk" "Lets go to Dunkin Donuts" "Yeah, this coffee I got sucks"

Wotton doesn't need to pass very far,he needs to be there in front of the back 4 winning the ball, dinks and dunks to Surman and Smith, they'll know what to do with it.From reports that I've had of reserve games Ryan Smith looks a bit handy, still I got that from my niece and she goes on looks rather than ability.

What money, there is no dividend because we don't make any profits. Hasn't been since I was in short trousers, well 2004 at least.Share buy back? would have financed about a month's wages for a premiership player.

Patience and Prudence circa 1956??

How is it "nearly double" then compared to say Coventry. presume (and I'm not going to check this) that £390 is the price for exactly the same category of ticket. A matchday ticket at Coventry is £24 same as us.We had march madness when our tickets were the same price as Coventry's.