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He might have been, his hands weren't, neither was the ball..

He was just wandering around in no-mans land leaving Coutinho a week's vacation to pick his spot.

3 penalties for us, one for them.

Pure comedy, comic reffing, joke team from Koeman, if we blow our CL chances because of this side that he's put out then I'll not forgive him. Liverpool are there for the taking but we've put the players who can do it on their arses on the bench.

No doubt he'll explain them to us if the worst should happen.

Not sure, it would need for the Cup Final to be between two sides already qualified for Europe, think the only way that can possibly happen (given the current state of the PL table)is a Liverpool vs Arsenal/Man U final. Unless Liverpool or Tottenham winning the Europa League makes a difference.

Oh I like England, it's just the English that I can't hack.

[quote=pap;2140617 Liverpool is unremarkable on the suicide front]I - at national average, the surrounding areas are up to 25% lower than the national average. Kind of makes sense, if you can hack life in Liverpool,be it for an infinitesmally short time, then you don't get suicidally depressed easily.

Hopefully Arsenal will let you down.

Unsurprising, it looked like a pretty big injury.

Bugger, thought that was Cristiano Ronaldo having a try out for us. So at the end of the day just no Toby.

So he is, had a haircut has he?

Complete with new mauve/lilac/purple boots no less. Don't remember seeing José, probably just flicked through the gallery too fast though. Nope, no Victor, no José...aie aie aie. Hope they're just having a day off or something.

Justly, Jaaskeleinen made some good saves didn't he ? Always plays blinders against Saints.

Absolutely, it's easier for me to get to Warsaw or Zagreb(and probably a damn site cheaper, haven't checked though) than it is to SMS. I shall make a point of going to every game.

Although good strikers are on 150K€ a week nowadays.

I don't think you're allowed to slag Pellè off like that, however true it may be. He is not quick and not sharp just now. Remi Garde picked up on it during the Swansea match, said he has to make more effort to get to where the ball is or will be and not just hang about on the off chance that it will stray his way.

Sooner rather than later I hope. Maybe even in next week-end's training gallery. The old pre-injury JRod would have a field day with all these good balls coming in from wide positions, Pellè doesn't seem to be able to get on to many of them.

That would really be excellent news, a boost just when we need one.

Castle Black then.

Here's one for you "tête de teub", look it up, oft used when certain languedoc dwellers start giving their advice.

I thought that, wtf are they teaching in overpriced british unis these days, sounds like the sort of bolloaks I knocked up in the bike sheds when gracing Taunton's second form.

Nope, go for broke there's no difference between 5th and 7th anyway apart from a few quid. In either case you don't make the CL and you get the consolation prize.

I see that we have a 2 day friendly at the end of March this year, cricket is gradually creeping forward then. Makes it just a day or so over 6 weeks to the start of the season.

Unless of course they're trying to politely point out that we are not, in fact, playing to our strengths.