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Lulu was his mum ?

Probably about a third of the number they think that they should get, except in the cases of Liverpool and Chelsea where the proportion should be reduced to about one thirtieth.

Doubt it. Don't have any sisters.

I bet you do, I bet you do.

But in leaving them yours you'll surely put them somewhere near the base of the ladder at least. Plus a few years stowing away a bit after you've finished paying, isn't that how the world works now.

Wasn't La Sainté Union a girls only place up the Avenue ?

Well evidently less than me on an academic basis, so let's say 5/7th of £1, how much is that, 70p'ish ?

Hah, blue stripe on the winter hat eh.

In the vain hope that I can get a quid as a prize (not read everything mind you) BP Infants BP Juniors Taunton's Imperial for a 7 stretch Do I get the quid ?

I did not no, my daughter gets a bit narked when I turn up at her house and spend 2 consecutive afternoons watching English football instead of buying her stuff in boutiques...kids eh!!!!

I thought that last time we played Burnley as well..now although I think we'll win I'm not venturing any further than that. They've had some good results against top sides so it remains to be seen.

Would Stephens and Turnbull not (eventually) qualify as club trained home grown players for UEFA purposes ? Did Morgan have the 3 years necessary with us between the ages of 15 and 21? Came in the summer of 2008 when he was 18 and a half'ish, depends what the age of 21 means really, don't know myself, if it's on his 21st birthday then he wouldn't seem to have the time necessary.

With a giant unit like Courtois between the sticks you can't just blast penalties, got to be a bit savvy about it. He's what, 2 metres high and a goal is 7 metres 32 across, half that 3metres 66, so just by falling sideways he just leaves you 1m66 either side to shoot at, he gets down very quickly and has good impulsion so unless you're prepared to try to slot it a couple of inches inside the post he's got it covered if he gets the direction right. Think he had about a 50/50 record on penalties at Atletico, comes down to right side or wrong side then, slotting it down the middle wasn't a bad option. Must be a couple of Courtois penalty save videos about, look them up, Tadic probably did, plus Toby spoke to him just before, insider trading like..

4 times 39 years, plus Cardiff,

I've seen them at Wembley 4 times already, W2 L2 plus 1 Cardiff....really a bit run of the mill. (Rattles bars to provoke the Wembley lovers:rolleyes: )

Some seem to want days out at Wembley, never seen the point of those really, I mean it's good but bog standard for those of us who've been there a few times already. Now Helsinki or Istanbul, that's something different.

Ings or Vokes no doubt.

Aurier can play on both sides that's for sure, seen more of him than I have of VdW, in fact I seem to remember promoting him in a (or some) HCDAJFU threads. Probably on less money as well, not everyone gets a million a month at PSG, just the fashion idols and Qatarian binkies.

Elia I can pass on but I like Djuricic, needs toughening up though, didn't he play for the U21s again yesterday ? Probably part of the process.

He was first choice for a fair while but of late he's been replaced by Maxwell, can't remember if he's a brazilian or an argentine but PSG just love South Americans. They also have Aurier as 3rd choice and are now looking to sign Sagna who's done nothing at City. VdW might be available, as to his suitability I couldn't really say, not seen a whole lot of him.

300000K € a month before deductions apparentlyx12 divided by 1.40 and 52 comes to about 50000K£ a week, he's second choice there just now so may be interested in a move.

Given what they paid for Shaw I'd expect them to have a once bitten twice shy attitude. They'll not waste a similar amount again, then again Clyne is a far better player, Shaw was all hype and bluster.

Spurs win would be best, we beat them and gain 2 places afterwards.

Did he ? Altercations at training sessions happen elsewhere, clubs and players get over it in the main. We were desperate to get shot of him and so we did.

Yes, as we made Morgan stay last summer. In this case it might cost them a couple of bob for reneging on their agreement with us but they get a good player back and they've had a get out of jail card on 5.2 million €s of salary this season. Toby stresses this every time, it's up to Atletico Madrid and no-one else, they hold all of the cards.