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err Jimmy Grimble is a Manchester City loving schoolboy who gets given a pair of "magic boots" by an old dear in a slum house. He wins some Manchester schools tournament all by himself, believing that his boots are magic in some way, until some wag throws them in a skip (or the Manchester Ship Canal, can't remember) and he loses all his powers. Is rubbish, gets new boots at half time, scores a few goals and signs for Citeh.. It's a film.

Not so, Chelsea are the 19th fixture of the first half, Everton,Palace,Chelsea, our next 3 games complete the "out" fixtures. We'll have played everybody once as will all of the other teams I expect, it's the way it works now..out and back, 2 halves of a season.

Jimmy Grimble classics were they ?

How much change do you think he'll get out of Jagielka and Distin though. Might need Long's movement there.

Who are apparently beginning to fight amongst themselves on occasions. Pakistani government blind eye turning (at best) was sort of binding them together, when the crack down in the tribal zones commenced infighting (over infiltration apparently) created rifts in the lute. Not my hypothesis I'm afraid, got it from a bloke who does Indo-Pakistan studies .

Not if they can catch up with him to kick him first, game gives me the shudders with Saturday in mind.

I read HobNob forum from time to time yes, the fans wanted him out, perhaps they don't understand what's going on at their club either eh. They've got new owners and those people have decided that Adkins results just aren't good enough, they pay the piper and call the tune, all the rest is unimportant. They have sunk to 16th in the Championship despite having expensive players like Ferdinand and Gunter on their books. Bad results in professional football will get managers the sack, fact of life I'm afraid.

Good man no doubt but his results at Reading are pretty appalling, he's been sacked because of that. He's got exactly what his Reading results have earned him I'm afraid.

Is not beer an alcoholic beverage by definition ? All joke beers should be defined as alcohol free beer substitutes.

Ah yes the Puma WC boots, pink and turquoise, wags are probably wearing them to shopping trips now.

I like black boots, tasteful,monotone hand made ones like RvPs for preference, don't think they have a brand on them at all, could be wrong, not studied them too closely. No stripe, no swooshes no name of a big cat plastered all over them.

Losing this game is inconceivable (then again so was losing at Burnley). We'll win but how many cards will we get and who'll get injured, that's the problem. If we start Morgan and Victor we'll have to take one off if the other gets a card, Davis looks to be out so we'll have to risk JWP again..not sure that that's very wise, nope can't see this game doing us any good in the greater scheme of things. Pelle got 3 out of his 5 cards in the C1C...was it worth it ?

Only if they win.

In fact they've been cracking down on the tribal zones and the Khyber pretty hard of late, Uncle Sam has even given them a reward for their efforts. Opinion seems to be that the Taleban are rattled and desperate and that this reprisal may end in their total destruction.

unfortunately I think the aim is to extract money from boot companies and not not be seen dead in Saturday Night Fever Dancing Pumps.

But as we're approaching the half way stage we'll soon have an all things being equal apart from home/away calendars so we may have a good idea where everyone stands. That said weren't stats being bandied abou a few weeks back that no team in second position after N games bar one had failed to qualify for the CL etc etc etc?. Our recent results are poor, theirs are better.

I'm not in charge of the Pakistani Army though am I. There will be terrible reprisals for this, count on it.

Perhaps "we" didn't try hard enough. In fact the Pakistanis do have some drones, not sure of their range or capability though but in this case I don't think the Pakistani Army are going to take this lying down. In fact they may just do whatever it is that they want and tell the reticent politicians to get forked. They've been active in the tribal areas recently and it could be that the insurgents are getting rattled because their tame politicians aren't covering them any more.

Do the Pakistanis operate drones then ? Not at all sure that they do. Anyway the Taliban and other fanatics will carry on until there is one vicious and unprecedented action against them, perhaps it's for very soon.

Probably because they don't have a reliable source, can't see pubs hacking in to BeIn Middle East feeds really. BeIn are showing Chelsea-Derby in France, probably the same in the rest of Europe.

Noticed that Morgan blacked his Magistas out for the City game and Victor did the same against Utd. Also noticed a pair of shiny new Adidas's being broken in by one of them today. New boot deals in the offing for both of them ?

The real solution to a problem that should not even exist, KD should have been put out to pasture, the two others loaned out to await the expiry of contracts and a decent back up to Forster signed.

Let's face it, if you're not considered better than Davis anyway you might as well pack it in as far as being a PL keeper is concerned, just asked out of interest really.

Whoosh... that told us well and good then.

So he's been demoted is that right ?