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That's a serious allegation, I hope you have what you need to back it up then.

Indeed, no Saints fan would even ask questions about hatred for Pompey, it's something you sign up for at the latest with your first match ticket in the home end, might even be marked on your birth certificate from the Southampton Registry Office ..

I see Ramos is signing for Borussia Dortmund then I'll have to cross him off my wish list. Strange isn't it that in other leagues player transfers are all tied up and settled during the current season whereas in the UK we have to endure endless press speculation and bullsh*t rumours until mid-summer at least. Nicollin has announced that Ben Stambouli and Remi Cabella will probably be leaving the club this summer, we need to be in there pitching for Cabella now, not leave it until the last few days of August and find ourselves signing the dregs (like Osvaldo) that no-one else wants.

Game petering out into the expected draw. Bowling carrying on in the same vein as last season, no bite or penetration. Hants 263 all out, Worcs 187-1.

Unsurprisng really, no forseeable future at Saints.

Why on earth would whoever was piloting the aircraft want a safe ditch, you don't need to go down to the Southern Indian Ocean to do a nice non-splasher, could have ditched at any time or tried a landing in the Cocos or somewhere else. The flyer didn't want the plane found so he probably sent it into a vertical dive the farthest from civilization that he/she could imagine and let nature take care of the rest..

Every game is a must win game for Cardiff by virtue of the fact that they're 6 points adrift of the 17th placed club with an inferior GD and yet they've won 1 game out of their last 6 (against Fulham) Solskjaer obviously doesn't know what he's doing and evidently neither does Tan. Being a good manager coach in the Norwegian league means less than nothing in the elevated realms of the PL.

Wright honestly? probably not even as good as Davis and that's not a glowing reference. There are plenty of decent keepers that most haven't even heard of and yet we keep getting the same old hack names trotted out time after time. If I was looking for a young keeper with talent I'd be asking PSG about a loan for Areola.

On the bright side you could give them their pocket money in cocoa beans...........

Vela is a difficult one to judge, last I heard he'd told the Mexican FA that he wasn't interested in going to the WC because he's fed up with football and just wants the season to end. Whether he's changed his mind by now I couldn't say.

But Corky and VFTT have been telling us for months that 27.5 million is the agreed price, thought it was to Chelsea though. However Mourinho doesn't rate young players so United may well have stepped in as Buttner is iffy and Evra is going to Monaco or was it Milan. Probably look like Saintschester Utd up that way next season anyway.

Obviously a bit dim then, they'd have ended up on Christmas Island and you really,really don't want to go there..well not as an illegal immigrant anyway.

Strawberry Fields is what you need then Bearsy, see if they've got any on the fruit trolley.

Personally you could colour me dubious over tha capacities of the UN to detect anything whatsover,any time anywhere. the UN is just a gabfest that does nothing unless they're forced to by one of the security council members. On the calm sea front there was a major cyclone in the region now being searched a couple of weeks back, nothing would have stayed where it was on the surface. Anything that was there at that time will probably be washed up on Christmas Island in about 3 months.

Indeed he went up high to control a ball and landed badly so that his knee folded under him, lovely bit of control though.

At the end of the day the twitterer probably just got his years mixed up and really meant 2014/15 season.

Not really, it's not his fault that someone drags his crap off twitter and posts it here. People are stupid, don't think it's an offence yet. The idea that JRod wouldn't be fully operational again until at least August 2015 is idiotic, not well thought out but it's twitter which I understand is entirely populated by deltas, epsilons and 3 year olds.

I had a mate years back, his GFs were all called Doris, new Doris, Old Doris, Friday Doris, Sh@g Behind the Tram Sheds Doris. Now an important personage at the Town Hall I believe.

No they won't. Their career paths will dictate their desire to move on or not. Not worried about Shaw leaving myself, he's a bright prospect but defensively he is raw.

But I'd still be me, a name is a name, it changes nothing.

Everybody tries to hide the real capabilities of their equipment. I mean if Snowden hadn't found religion or whatever it was most would never have heard of Pine Gap other than it being a monitoring station for Apollo missions or whatever. Now I've seen it described as a UFO base, an 8 km deep hole in the ground capable of recharging electric motors of Nuclear Subs in the Pacific and hundreds of other whack theories. The entire Indian Ocean and Artic region is covered by a system of OTH radars, if MH370 went in that direction then it would have been seen unless there's a band about 100 metres wide between the overlaps.

Because it's just a name and doesn't really matter.

Don't try to defend him it's ******, made up to titilate his followers.

what in 18 months, that's not very likely now is it. At the latest it would be Septemberish.

That old chesnut isn't true you know, got it from the horse's mouth in the Kings Head and Eight Bells in Cheyne Walk.