Window Cleaner

yes he has, Phil caddies for him or something like that.

probably couldn't get his wife a job as a cashier in Sainsburys or something...ah no that was Michael Owen.

not really he was €6 or so light. Anyway only 40€ for his grandson, stingy bastard.

what's the law regarding horse-meat in the UK nowadays ? I know they used to do it at the Chante**** if you asked them nicely in French and in a round about way and didn't look like a copper.

apparently but then so could Seaborne...allegedly.

Irish barack room law perhaps. Still took goods without paying for them, decent store security would have had him locked up in a windowless cellar for a month or so. Must be a bunch of right softies.

as long as they win 3 cups and finish at least 4th in the League I don't think it matters what he does. He won't get the job permanently anyway and Roman's probably paid him for his 6 months in advance.

not the same quality around him though.

so why postpone it then, how disconcerting to the other pros is a bloke signing a bit of paper.

and drink, don't forget the drink.

suckers Everton and Spurs apparently, Everton because they want to sell Fellaini to Chelsea and Tottenham because Parker looked utter rubbish when he replaced the injured Sandro last week.

As I said yesterday looks like JJ from Skins.

long gone, unless they're going by helicopter that is...on second thoughts perhaps not.

Good thinking, nowhere near enough Saints fans in the side. So bugger the playing ability, let's have some fans in.

Tends to get caught square at the back though. Good at soaking up pressure.

might play him at left back if Shaw is still not ready.

no that was DD with his return to submarine life. That part got scotched though.

I quite like horsemeat actually. Don't eat burgers though. Haven't had one since Wimpy.

Got a long scar down the inside of my upper left arm, tore it on a branch falling out of a tree on a bit of waste ground just back from Bitterne Park Triangle some 50 years ago. My Gran said it was a punishment for nicking sweets in the corner shop on the way home from Sunday school. Not much sympathy huh, hurt too. Round hole shaped scar on my left shin, corner of a brick in some juvenile fight or other.

think they work on percentages; If they put in 100 bids they might find one player who doesn't know how bad they are.

probably.

Apparently the French locked down all telephone systems in Brest and Toulon for an hour and a half last Friday.

which has now disappeared. Too many national defence secrets I suppose.

Aha! There could be a twist in all this. Apparently Bafetimbi Gomis will be available and he's way way above Remy on Pardew's shopping list. It could well be that Remy didn't reject Toon but Toon pulled the plug to await Gomis.