Window Cleaner

Trouble with most Uk shops is that they aren't sh*tty enough with their staff or open for long enough. Got to be open from 08.30 until 20.00 and have your staff on triple split shifts if you want to make money nowadays. 9 to 5 with and hour for lunch is so last century. Sainsburys have right idea, went in one near Folkestone the other day, 6.30 am until about 9 in the evening, they're not struggling.

wouldn't go in there, looks really shady. We have erotic supermarkets in France now, right in front of your friendly neighbourhood hyper.

good ploy, don't think he played in the Cup game so they won't know who he is.

Which is why I said for some products, like discs,DVDs,books. Evidently you ain't going to buy a pair of trews online unless it's from a site that you've already used and got a perfect fit of exactly the same product. I go through 5 or 6 pairs of running shoes a year, mainly because I like them not to be overused. I buy online from Wiggle, same brand, similar models, always fit perfectly and I save 100s of €s each year buy I wouldn't but a coat or a packet of pork chops. Depends on what it is and books,discs and DVDs are what they are.

Right !!

But you can't feel it and try it on online. Got my ex some crotchless knickers in one of those places once, didn't try them on though. A disc is a disc, a book is a book but crotchless knickers are personal. You have to consider angles and all possible drawbacks if you fancy a quicky in a slow elevator.

??????? don't know that I would actually, have to be pretty smashed. Not in my league really.

Isn't that what got him into trouble (and had to give away half of his stuff) last time?

Unsurprising really, shops just can't pay people hundreds of £ per week to sell you stuff you can buy at home with a couple of clicks of a mouse or tapping on a tactile pad. Shops are finished for many products.

Tiger + Phil ?

yes he has, Phil caddies for him or something like that.

probably couldn't get his wife a job as a cashier in Sainsburys or something...ah no that was Michael Owen.

not really he was €6 or so light. Anyway only 40€ for his grandson, stingy bastard.

what's the law regarding horse-meat in the UK nowadays ? I know they used to do it at the Chante**** if you asked them nicely in French and in a round about way and didn't look like a copper.

apparently but then so could Seaborne...allegedly.

Irish barack room law perhaps. Still took goods without paying for them, decent store security would have had him locked up in a windowless cellar for a month or so. Must be a bunch of right softies.

as long as they win 3 cups and finish at least 4th in the League I don't think it matters what he does. He won't get the job permanently anyway and Roman's probably paid him for his 6 months in advance.

not the same quality around him though.

so why postpone it then, how disconcerting to the other pros is a bloke signing a bit of paper.

and drink, don't forget the drink.

suckers Everton and Spurs apparently, Everton because they want to sell Fellaini to Chelsea and Tottenham because Parker looked utter rubbish when he replaced the injured Sandro last week.

As I said yesterday looks like JJ from Skins.

long gone, unless they're going by helicopter that is...on second thoughts perhaps not.

Good thinking, nowhere near enough Saints fans in the side. So bugger the playing ability, let's have some fans in.