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Tends to get caught square at the back though. Good at soaking up pressure.

might play him at left back if Shaw is still not ready.

no that was DD with his return to submarine life. That part got scotched though.

I quite like horsemeat actually. Don't eat burgers though. Haven't had one since Wimpy.

Got a long scar down the inside of my upper left arm, tore it on a branch falling out of a tree on a bit of waste ground just back from Bitterne Park Triangle some 50 years ago. My Gran said it was a punishment for nicking sweets in the corner shop on the way home from Sunday school. Not much sympathy huh, hurt too. Round hole shaped scar on my left shin, corner of a brick in some juvenile fight or other.

think they work on percentages; If they put in 100 bids they might find one player who doesn't know how bad they are.

probably.

Apparently the French locked down all telephone systems in Brest and Toulon for an hour and a half last Friday.

which has now disappeared. Too many national defence secrets I suppose.

Aha! There could be a twist in all this. Apparently Bafetimbi Gomis will be available and he's way way above Remy on Pardew's shopping list. It could well be that Remy didn't reject Toon but Toon pulled the plug to await Gomis.

Pity Chelsea aren't hurrying up with buying Fellaini, before Saturday would be handy.

And totally deluded. 50 years ago they put people in Moorgreen for similar states. No difference between that and going round telling people you're Napoleon.

Right, you are a wag Bearsy.

Saw them the other week, Tioté was abysmal, gave the ball away all of the time and jumped out of tackles. Vastly overated this season which is why they're struggling. Cabaye made him look good.

what are you on about Bearsy?

Ben Arfa wants to leave.

MBia is as good as any CM that they're likely to sign really, he looked OK against Spurs, what they need is a goalscorer. Don't want to eulogise too much about them but they really didn't look too bad at all last week. Just a striker short. Fabio had a great game at LB.

can't be right, must be leading 2-0 or something. Utd turn sides over in injury time every other week.

Weren't we leading against Utd in the 80th minute this season. Strange stat.

Ah I wasn't intimating that I thought West Brom would go down but with their recent form and Gera gone for the season they may not be the team they were a month ago. Banking on us beating them at home. We'll see how they get on against QPR on Saturday, a win for QPR there would not be good.

West Brom have lost 3 straight now, perhaps they've run out of puff or Odemwinge is dreaming of a big payday elsewhere. Mulumbu has been dropped or is injured and the wheels have come off.

well that's wrong for a start, Piazon has gone on loan to Malaga.

It's like driving your car, in theory if you cause another driver to brake or deviate from his trajectory by inattention or recklessness it's an offence and can get you points docked. Used to be a big favourite of the Bill, driving without due care and attention, they could stick you for anything, lighting fags with both hands off the wheel was their favourite

usual pre-match presser perhaps.

Remy has started a few UEFA games though. Baup likes Gignac, he was manager at Toulouse when Gignac was on fire before he went to the OM for a ridiculous sum of money. As they play 1 up front it's either Gignac or Remy and the manager has his binky. OM paid something like 20 million€ for Remy so it's obvious that Baup doesn't want him any more.