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Never a good plan to do things in that order, needed to have the "it" before the rest, always works. So sex, go to London, sex,show, chinese, film, back rub, sex. Try it that way next time. Second thoughts cut out the show or the film, spread them over 2 days.

Trouble is that our fringe players are on so much money that they're not affordable by clubs at their level. Adkins said so last week. NC doesn't seem to like subsidising contractual obligations with other clubs and the players won't leave for less. Dickson is the prime example, we won't pay any of his salary for a lesser club and he ain't taking a pay cut so he sits in the stands every week.We've had more sent back than we've loaned out so far..

we certainly have not, there are 3 known (in theory) bidders and they're all way off the ante if you believe the Italian Press.

I heard De Gea was being replaced as well, strange thing rumours.

One's offspring are rarely concerned about money as long as you keep supplying it or so I've found anyway.

According to the French football press (who probably got it from the Italian press). Liverpool have bid 8.5 million €s and have been knocked back, we have bid 12 million €s and have also been knocked back. Cagliari want 15 million € but as they seem to have engendered the dutch auction that they wanted they'll take whatever they can get in about 10 day because they'll desperately need to spend before long or go down.

Archer's Road? Blonde ? Probably Chris, she wouldn't have minded unless of course your mate was old and pug ugly.

as long as we get at least 1 of them it will be OK by me. 38 points gents, that's what we need, no more, no less. Although more would be good of course.

Who'd want any of that ?

Exactly, no-one in their right mind would pay £4 million for Sharp, perhaps that's what we gave them to take him off our hands.

Skintness in football is relative, just means you take a long,long time to pay your debts other than player purchases and massive salaries.

Ah but there you probably mean a bank worker and not an investment banker, anyway he gave it up when a "real job" at the Dell came along. I used to go the Dell with a bloke who worked at Barclays Portswood, never thought of him as a banker though.

Woah there I am completely lost here. Were there less than 25 protagonists in this scuffle or were there less but aged under 25 ?

But they're grown up Phil, think you'd be more worried about their revelations than they'll be with yours. We have a don't ask, don't tell policy in this house,they live far away and we don't require or seek surplus information.

You missed out there, had 7 excellent years in Central London "aux frais de la princesse" as we say around here. B.Sc, M.Sc, Ph.D after your name just allowed you a few more years of the same, then government money got scarce and you had to work a bit.

Indeed they can't and they're far tamer than in days of yore. Why in the Milton we insulted everyone and everything. Sing up the West Stand, Who's that copper with the helmet on etc. Gay people,bankers and women didn't go to football (can I say that? is it PC? ) so it didn't matter.

I do that with my running shoes. Go to the specialist shop, try them all on, make an excuse and order them online for 60% of the price. Stingy bastard me ????

I have no idea but there are studies on the subject apparently. I don't look at porn and I'm not Amish. Don't rate porn myself, then again, my Mrs is extremely good looking even though she's not 21 any more. No I'm not posting a picture so don't bother.

In fact some Amish communities seem to allow basic use of the internet for non-frivolous usage. Lets the Muppet Show out though I guess.

A good question, I must research into Amish and the Internet, might see if I can't get a research grant for it.

Under 25 what ?

A lot of regular board posters seem a bit straight-laced to me. Muppet show would be too shocking for them. Why I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them aren't Amish or Quakers or something. Doesn't need much to upset some main board posters.

When I was at Imperial nearly all the students were drawn towards Chelsea sooner or later. I must admit to watching them when Saints weren't in London . Mind you students could afford football in those days.

Isn't it 15% minimum for the FA Cup? 15% of 32000 is the 4800 that they got.

probably the fact that we haven't signed 10 new players by the 5th January I expect. It's pretty evident though that Saints don't like dealing with agents, many of our players seem to have been persuaded not to have an agent per se.