Window Cleaner

Anyway Pienaar is with an agency called Extra Time (or at least he was).4 agents involved with them but the main man is Rob Moore (a south african I believe) and his twitter is @RobMooreSoccer or something like that.Look them up for yourselves.

don't think so, I know Ngog is a cousin to Jean-Alan Boumsong though.

West Ham will probably win because they are by far the better side, all the rest just doesn't matter.Don't care either way myself but at least the Hammers will make a serious attempt at surviving in the PL and not just take their 56 million hand out.

hah, the bookies must be minting it again,

Isn't 3 at the back 2 stoppers and a sweeper, now I could well see José sweeping and getting forward as a libero but I can't see Corky being a stopper (or sweeper for that matter) If you want to go 3-4-3 with our current squad you have to put José and Josh as stoppers and Morgan as sweeper/libero.It's a role he's played before at Strasbourg.

I wasn't, could well see him sign for Fulham, don't know where they train though.

not your day then is it Dog,deaf and the dishwasher's f*cked.I'd top myself.

But not Fulham? don't think Chelsea sign players from relegated sides.

If they can understand a word he says that is.I can't,don't understand jockspeak at all,just sounds like someone being sick in a drain to me.

there's another stat that they use for creation of goal opportunities that don't lead to an actual goal,can't for the life of me think of the exact name or where I saw it.Something like Premium Pass though.Saw some for Saints,interesting stat.

with arguably a better squad.McLeish just doesn't know what he's doing that's the fact of it.He could get Man Citeh relegated. He's used to Scottish football and Scottish standards,unfortunately that has nothing to do with today's modern game.

it might make a lot of sense but I don't think Hammond and Butterfield will be released just like that,it really,really wouldn't be in their interest.

Anyway the IMF,BCE and FESF should never allowed the Greeks to have elections Turkeys don't vote for Christmas.

Wouldn't stand a chance against real thoroughbreds like Steve Wigley, that bloke currently at Blackburn and Vilas Boas.Not to mention Paul Jewell

Peter principle ??

Perhaps the title needs changing to a less euphemistic Nationalities you have had sex with, most unlike Dog to wrap it up like that. Let's face it when you're in bed with a hot Italian or Australian nobody sleeps. I mean if real sleeping was included I'd have to cross off the German on the boat jetty at Puerto Banus, the Hungarian in Rhodes and most of the Asians as well,jet lag obligé.

Well I'm quite pleased QPR stayed up and Bolton didn't.Bolton have been milking the PL for aeons now and haven't actually got much better.

Can't believe I'm the only one with Thais,Vietnamese and Cambodgians on the counter,not even an Australian let alone French and Belgians.... Come on lads you can do better.Need one of the gulf lads with a few TDs on the clock to ease my conscience a bit

not for 7 million though,probably wouldn't go that high anyway.3.5 tops.

Pretty sure Drogba is a dual national actually,he was in France when he was a little kid,sent by the parents to some team's academy or other,want to say Dijon but not at all sure.

the linesman was too far away to see all of the incident.Sneaky feckers like Tevez know how to hit opponents without anyone seeing without the aid of technology. 2 red cards merited and should have been given.This is what I said yesterday, Barton was set up yet again and none better to do that than Tevez.

We definitely need a number 1 keeper. Top top top priority for me if we're to do anything respectable in the PL.

I personally want to see us sign a top class keeper, not at all a fan of Davis on the sporting front.Too erratic and will get crucified by the real hot shots who can thread the ball through the eye of a camel or whatever the old blag is.

so we loan out players,same as every other Premier League club. The 25 man group can be changed at each transfer window I think.

of course not but it's not a new scenario.I guess we might try to keep him on a derisory salary to be 3rd choice keeper though.Whether he accepts that will depend on what he can find elsewhere.