Window Cleaner

What you still have to physically sign on in the UK? Unbelievable . Even in medieval France apparently you just have to log on to their site once a month and tick a couple of boxes and bob's your uncle, failing that you can call a toll free number and punch in a few codes.Making benefits beneficiaries actually turn up in a squalid shack off the High St should be reported to the human rights commission. This let's the "Pole Emploi" people get on with what they're supposed to be doing, find jobs to suit people and people to suit jobs, not that they're all that good at it if you go by the press.

And you may well ask, the thread now makes no sense because half of the original post is missing,not that it was particularly lucid in the first place mind you..

The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

at only 25£ but without all the trimmings usually attached. Can't say the club aren't doing their best to find room for as many as possible.

do they do strings for contact lenses, cos if you drop those buggers you're in for a bit of "quatre pattes" as they say around here

Number 5 should be easy to find, don't get many mauve blokes round the SO postal district nowadays. Number 1 looks right hard though, reckon my sister could give number 3 a good kicking though and probably did in the school playground.I never crossed her that's for sure.

Did you get it from LLS,if so wouldn't be so sure that there won't be a problem.

He's looking for 6 on the "extra tickets" thread. Deano is probably a bored Professor of Egyptology at University College, London and business is a bit slow just now.

Do you, or does your Dad ? don't extract the urite Deano, we have established that you have already obtained the tickets you need from the "borderline retarded mongs" at the ticket office.

Indeed they do, well most of them anyway. some even sell replica kits but who'd want to turn up at their workplace wearing an Alton Town shirt I have no idea.

nothing like a bit of deathcore to brighten up a winter's afternoon.

Hmmm premeditated expatriation, that's a life stretch with no remission as a rule. You need to build up a stock of Marmite, Crunchies, Pork Pies and Vindaloo Paste, watch as much cricket as you can and learn the basic rules of American Football, it's often the only watchable programme on TV, unless of course you're a dead brain case who can take 5 or 6 hours of Man U,Chelsea and Arsenal every week.

We haven't beaten Tranmere away very often either, probability and the law of averages don't seem to apply to football.

No but his Dad has.

I hope it won't be any more explicit than the OP then, otherwise we'll all be in trouble.

Yes my ability to mentally process intricate information like that cost the nation a fortune.Well about 1/30 th of Mrs Cousins (of Bitterne Park Infants School fame) annual salary for the year 1959/60 anyway.Mind you 5 year olds didn't go to the pub at Lunchtime or play 15 hours a day at on line gaming in those days.

Probably but I don't think I'm the only one who is depressed by the lack of English skills of late. There has certainly been a major downturn in the last couple of months. Normally you can just pass it all up, the racism taunts I just couldn't let go and I have my reasons for that, the rest is just ancillary. Deanovski has beguiled us all over 3 pages today with his command of the written language and when you say you don't understand,because you don't, they get all wound up and excited over it.

They are good people, I sent my son round there a while back because he lives across the Channel in Rouen and was going by there anyway. He has an atrocious accent but the young lady understood everything he wanted to say straight off the bat, pretty good, unless she's Morgan's girlfriend or something like that.

It was there from the very outset,with the ticket details when they were first published on thje OS. Here we go http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~1966914,00.html

they need a rest more than anything I expect.Pompey,MK Dons, JPT Trophy final, Leeds, poor dears have probably been run off their feet of late.

I doubt if they really thought you were he actually.Did they ask you for the card number first time round?

Ah right so if you had used your own card all would have been clear or if pater had rung up in the first place and enquired about the tickets which he had purchased then a lot of name calling could have been avoided. Sometimes businesses are very reluctant to talk about their affairs with their clients to third parties, family members included.

No not so much, I've never had the honour of coming across Wiltshire Saint before, thus I was unadvised on his "truly unique posting style" I presume you have misspelt definately just to irritate me .The word is DEFINITELY .

But of course, I think we'd already got that bit of the discussion sorted out.

because there's a borderline retarded mong involved apparently.