Bearsy

Krakens coining "Relentless megaspastic" is part of saintsweb folklore. Edit: Soz for repeating!

i feel sad for VW, alone in his 1 bed flat sitting on his small sofa. Wearing a woolly hat to keep out the cold. Thinking of atrocities in Nairobi with only Matt Damon for company. Keep ur chin up, VW.

yeah I'm the same as the op, i just ignore laws if I think they're dumb laws, like speed limits + getting bj in public toilets. I would deffo be up for getting smashed in the kingsland like the op done with his mates. He is hero! It is only by people breaking dumb laws that Tony Blair will learn which laws are dumb. I reckon everyone should take hip-flasks to next game in show of solidarity. They can't eject whole crowd yo!

meh if we're gonna get top 4 we may as well go the extra mile + win league.

good thread! Inspired me to go foraging round the estate: I'm gonna use the teabag to make tea in the mug. If it is dirt I will strain the tea with the sock. Then I will eat the sweet. Then I will brush my teeth cos I don't want to get tooth cancer.

There was a piece about this in the echo this morning. Stay safe kids.

Love it! When was the last time there was no Northern clubs in the top 4? Suck that northerns!

lol at the manchester clubs! Is we really 4th?

yeah soz i was business. I did make a sweet picture tho!

Aw tks Grezz! I feel a bit guilt now! I am over-hung but I will have a go now and see if can get some tactical infos before kick-off!

Yo! I've been genuine trying to do some proper research for my scout report but it's not going well! What I done is been sending twitters to some of the Crystals birds, but I'm not getting v.good infos. It's mostly going like this: Bearsy: Hi Amie (or whatever birds name is), I'm doing a match preview for Saturday's game, do you mind answering couple of questions? Skank: Hi Brian! Yeah go for it. Bearsy: Cheers! Which of the Crystals is most big boobs? And then I'm getting no further replies FFS! It's like they is under orders from Holloway to keep tactical infos confidential!

yeah it does mean that on the streets. On radio they was talking bout lexicons, which is where the oxford dictionary man counts up how people use words and then changes the dictionary definition accordingly. He didn't mention if they is turning gay tho.

yeah ok but i don't know what colour laces jews like. Is anyone here jew? What colour is ur laces?

i feel like we've cured homosex now. I'm moving on to people prejudice vs ghosts

dunno now, that reads like he is come out.

maybe they is out and just no-one cares. I'm not necessary expecting someone to do massive press conference and be like "Yolo! I am homosex!" Edit: Art just accident outed Danny Higgybottam!

if I was at work and done some good work, and suddenly all my fit bird colleagues was mobbing me + kissing me + jumping all over me + rubbing hot bodies against mine, I would get boner. I wouldn't be able to help it. Even tho they is just my colleagues + I have girlfriend, I would get boner. I'm even getting boner now just thinking bout it.

they'll never shift rainbow laces with that attitude.

i reckon stonewall was just stuck with a job lot of rainbow laces. They're the Trotters Independent Traders of homosex campaigners.

NC done that innit

on the contrary, stonewall got their name in the papers + paddy power got free advertising And thusly the great campaign vs football homosex was deemed great success.

must of played havoc with toploader's set! Do they even have any other songs? (check it - bearsy reads all dp posts in full + takes notes.)

a lot of people are on holiday it's wedding season not everyone can afford to pay £5 to post on a football forum a lot of posters are holding off on doing their posts till matchday no-one gives a fuck about palace

aha! I knew all these other guise was bs bout rickie leaving! Tks

ok i will overlook this once, it is just v.annoying that I'm knowing all the ins and outs of people's credit cards + meeting Kevin Davies at Peckforton Castle but genuine news bout bignose getting a waxwork put up at lilliput i am not receiving any advance warning.