Bearsy

I am gonna try this one on bird tonight!

i don't understand, is it butt plug for baby jesus, or using baby jesus as butt-plug?

spudgun+heterosexual = 3,170 results spudgun+gay = 535,000 results edit: soz off topic!

Interesting fact for Bristol Rovers fans: Google search Lambert+Bristol Rovers = 217,000 hits Google search Lambert+Beetroot = 453,000 hits

yeah ok sorry 9. I didn't know bout the nutsack angle. Is it maybe the case that Luke Shaw does not require nutsack, whereas Mayuka + Steven Davis does require nutsack?

i don't think ur sposed to use that word no more. I would edit it before mod sees.

I can understand why easter bunny was there, but where does umpa lumpa fit in?

you are funny 9. If I asked anyone else bout what shorts we was wearing, at best they would say "White".

hahaha i would like one of them costumes! They look v.comfortable! The little girl playing with daddy's winkle is quite bad tho

I wonder what is happen really? Is bible re-inaction I reckon. I sometimes do this myself, except i cast lotso huggin as baby jesus cos i don't have cat.

Agree. Good Post.

that match report is genius! I can't tell if serious or satire!

My villa mates up here are all giving it the lols, home games against Scotland + Moldova? He won't get a kick away at Ukraines! We Shall See, Villa mates, We Shall See!

i got merked by batman

never mind!

Do not get tricked into watching City of Bones. It is not what u think.

ok tks krakens! I like how you read the whole thing & that was the only fact that struck you as suspicious!

I am v.pumped bout Rickie 4 England! i have recorded the full facts of the Rickie Lambert story for the benefit of future generations yo! http://bearsyinvestigates.blogspot.com/2013/09/the-rickie-lambert-story.html

i am willing to negotiate

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2414532/England-v-Moldova--Rickie-Lambert-start-Ukraine.html Tks for positive article Neil Ashton, but ur still a dumbass!

How bout if they give you pink uniform and penis shaped hose that expelled kerosene rather than water?

What they should do is when there is strike they should let just anyone turn up and do the job for a day. I reckon I would be good teacher! I would love to try it for a day to see what it is like! It wouldn't have to be just year 12 girls either, i would be willing to teach on the special needs or on the muslims or whatever. I would also like to have go at being nurse, I could v.easily do nurse. I also want to drive train.

You mean Tokyo-Saint? We could survive quite comfortably without his sort IMO.

shut up smirks! Ricky scores a goal every 30 minutes for England! This would easily make him Golden Boot at World Cup. Better international strike rate than Pele FFS!