Bearsy

why is liverpool build up thread in muppet shows? Should this not be main board?

I would start ken monkou. When ken monkou has suarez in his pocket i am not that worried bout their other players. I would also sing bout them being small club in everton.

I reckon the madrid player was guilty of dangerous play cos he endangered himself by recklessly running into raised boot. Keane was talking load of bolllocks bout intent tho. Course there has to be intent whether it's in rules or not cos otherwise every kicking action on the pitch is potentially dangerous. Like in the first half the madrid keeper missed the ball at corner and double punched vidic in head. That weren't even free kick!

And game over. Classic!

Goal that is!

Hilarious refereeing for me. Had a classic lol at Fergusons face. Ramos putting in own net also pleased me greatly!

i secretly think grapes taster better when they is fresh than when they've been rotting in french barrell for 6 weeks or whatever. I don't like to tell people tho. I don't like to look philistine!

I would have to check my notes to be sure, but if I recall correctly last time it was that DPS ventured the opinion that Glasgow Saint was massive racist, and Glasgow ventured opinion that DPS was massive bellend. He did this by pm which DPS then forwarded to Justice Mike or whoever who fractionated Glasgow big-style. It was one of my highlights of Saintsweb 2012.

i missed the dps / glasgow saint face-off tokyos. Can you point me to relevant threads or give brief precis pls. Was it bout "grass-gate" from last year?

another poster trying to use shots to measure performance

not spiders tho surely barry? i draw the line at spiders. Sometimes when i stomp a spider i leave it on the floor as warning to the rest of them. Dumb fvvckers don't seem to be getting message tho!

ugh tokyos

just by the by did you know when you is getting people sending you on dumb jokes on iphones you can make Siri read them out? I recommend doing this, Siri has v.good comic timing!

word. They're the only team in Premier League where Fox & Richardson would be upgrade at full-back. They've got some decent forward players tho. Midfield is garbage.

just popped down kfc

he was quick enough making change at walthamstow market

doesn't exactly look like athlete forren. I think he used to sell me oranges at walthamstow market.

ok was scarlett really!

WRONG! You is gonna kick urself... it's ur own dad!

lol so gay! i would more easier recognise boob than face! we can try slow reveal i spose:

Name that boob it is!

Sure. Do you want to play "name that boob" or "pin the tail on donkey except when tails is nipples and donkeys is boobs"?

I don't want any of my prime lovelies sullied by u lecherous perverts! I spose i can dust off a couple of my second tier skanks tho.