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Hi Killer Fan! In muppet shows there is a thread called My Real Name Is Brian Earsy where people explain bout there usernames can you report there please cos I still need to know if you is murderer of if you just like Seal. Thanks!

Dude I don't want people to know I'm reading it! I've got my rep to think of! She don't even know I nicked the first book!

Sounds like computer aids. I have had similar but mine all come up VAGLINK so i thought it was internet dating site

Word? Is it all genius funny? I'm kind of waiting for chance to steal book 2 from Hannah's bedroom but she is proving hard nut to crack at present. I might have to actually buy the f*cking thing FFS!

OMG the baseball boys just bought it! They is getting stabbed up by giant baby in a white nightdress!

OMG Inside the house they is finding a jar with a baby's leg in it!

Anyone seen this tv show? I've only watched 5 minutes of first episode but it's already my New Favourite Show cos it's Mega Lolz! It starts off with creepy music and we is seeing creepy old house: Outside creepy old house we is finding creepy Down's Syndrome girl wearing Yellow Dress: Then we is seeing creepy Ginger twins with Baseball Bats: Then the twins is bullying on the Downy girl and calling her a "DORK" and a "FREAK" so she is looking at them and then she says: I had to pause here cos I was Mega Lolzing so bad i couldn't breathe! I'm also super excited to see what happens next! What a Genius Show!

It's not a shaving foam but Gilette do this thing called Thermal Scrub or something, and what happens is when you squirt it out into your hands and lather it up it goes boiling hot! It's 'mazing! Like Magic! I recommend you all got to Asda or whatever and buy some immediately! I use it v.regularly and my skin is super fly!

He ain't that bad, I mean not good enough for Arsenal but Better Than Rodriguez for example

I was worried i didn't get Fox narrow enough. At least he is playing everyone onside tho.

Throw in daughter and you got a deal! Sorry

I look at pictures of Paula Radcliffe. I love it when she is all sweaty and gross and p!ssing on public footways

I think we'll line up something like this Dunno what's up with the queer shirts tho!

Let's hear it pervert. What do you do?

Did he?

Adkins said he is "the future of this football club".

Sun is always first with top news stories! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4724439/lily-allen-mistook-fart-for-labour-pains.html

To be fair I ain't seen any black holes lately. Although that's kind of the point... Maybe he was success!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/scottishnews/2786721/Celtic-goalie-Artur-Boruc-plans-to-rid-space-of-black-holes.html "I will remove black holes from space"

'Arry should get Balotelli in and also recall Barton from loan. It would be mega carnage + lols!

Interesting! By "dust" I spose you mean biscuit crumbs and ejaculate. I will investigate the vents later! Thanks for infos!

i've had a couple windows laptops and i've got a netbook thing too and the bad thing is they all get slower and slower as time goes by. It's probably cos of all the porn or whatever, but it's proper annoying and i end up reinstalling the windows like every 6 months which is major ballache. My brother tho has Macbook and he says that don't happen with them. Is this truth? I might get one if it's truth!

If any of you fvvckers is naming tokyos he is gonna go mental when he is getting back from his christmas lols. Be Warned.

I take it back actually these skimwords is actually good fun! What I've been doing is every time I see a skimword I have to click on it and buy it no matter what it is! So far I've got book bout dogs, Boca Juniors Sun Hat, Best of Jean Claude Van Damme soundtrack and pair of skater style trainers! I also just bought a new phone! I was disappointed to miss out on signed Frank Lampard shirt and Paulo DiCanio photo tho cos these items was sold out!

forgetaboutit