Bearsy

I'm struggling to remember this dudes name, might help if I could pronounce it. Anyone know? Is it like Marr-You-Car? Or praps llike May-Oooh!-Kay?

Here you go Tokyos!

Lol! What you trying to say???? Edit: I ain't even going to bother with the vote no more, Bletch has come up with a definite winner! If it's made small tho for an avatar, will it lose the esseential genius?

was hoping for nips

Can Saint Scott always make the match threads? He's done it lovely with team line ups and club crests and stuff.

forgetaboutit

Ricky Lambert for me! I didn't see the Wigan game but he showed his class against City.

Amazing! Pictures pls!

I was grooming my nutsack the other day with an electric razor and I got distracted and the loose skin of my nutsack bunched up past the comb thing and got entangled in the razor. There was alot of blood! Thing is tho after like 48 hours it was completely healed, which is interesting cos I've got a cut on my shin that's been there over a month now. Has anyone else noticed the amazing restorative powers of nutsacks?

I'm hearing there might be a few changes for tonight's match

That's what Wigan want you to do, they want you to switch to 3 at a back because then you're playing their system except they've been playing it longer, better, and have brought players to suit it. I think they've been proper clever adopting a system no-one else plays. Good strategy for a minnow swimming upstream or whatever. Reckon they'll survive comfortably this year.

Fonte pulled up injured in training.

Dunno bout this first choice, second choice thing. I reckon we get some targets, go for them all, and then at the last minute Cortese decides which is the best value for money and pulls the plug on the others. That's why we've had a few disgruntled clubs/players thinking we're buying and getting a bit lemon when we don't.

Does police worked over mean police "worked over" That's commitment! Ultras! Ultras!

Thanks Tim. That's interesting, I thought maybe in Brazil drink driving is one of them things that is not technically illegal but just a bit frowned upon, like rape. Guess I had that the wrong way round! It is technically illegal but it sounds like no-one cares!

Just by the by, with regards to me not being selected as a new forum Moderator I want to make it crystal clear that I did not pay any money to stevegrant. Congratulations to JustMike and Skint_Saint.

That's what I thought! Why mention it? I ain't ever been to Brazil but is that how it works down there?

On this occasion I was accused by someone who was in the same nightclub and I did not pay anything to the police. What's he chattin bout there?

The thing you have to admire bout Delldays, is his subtlety.

Also, unless you've been mugging me off for years and your name ain't tim, that avatar is the property of JohnnyTremain123. Plaigarist!

Dude, that's far too big! If that was Tokyos avatar we'd have people complaining bout having to scroll past it all the time to read whatever dumb sh!t he's writing now. Plus some people are using phones. People like Skint_Saint who has an HTC Desire One or whatever. You've got to think of these things!

Hmm I dunno I was just chattin I hadn't really thought it through. If we can get some good options I'll apply to JustMikes for a forum poll! Note: Deadline for entries is when I've finished mine. Probably a couple of days or something.

Dunno Tokyos, I'm still lolling a bit when I see it! What I like about it, other than the massive cock, is how it's so cack-handed and cheap looking. It looks like the sort of avatar you'd buy in Lidl, If they sold avatars in Lidl! I'm opening up to the floor though for further suggestions! Best one gets to have their artwork advertised by Tokyo-saints on the Saintsweb Forum and also his personal Facebook page for a minimum of one week. Judges decision is final. Terms & conditions apply.

Balls I'm already tired of hearing bout the yoyo strategy! Scary thing is we're gonna be hearing bout it for at least the next 8 or 9 months till we either stay up or go down, which at current Dalek posting rate means about 450 mentions.

I ain't usually one to complain bout threads going off topic and I usually quite like it when it's kicking off on here... but jesus the last few pages were dull!