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Bearsy

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  1. Bloke rings up a model shop and asks if they have an Airfix model of an Italian cruise liner... 'No, Airfix only do the Titanic model for passenger ferries, no Italian ones,' came the reply 'Oh dear' he says 'Never mind then."
  2. Bloke rings up a model shop and asks if they have an Airfix model of an Italian cruise liner... 'Yes we have - just the one left actually' came the reply 'Great' he says 'Can you put that on hold for me please, I'll come in tomorrow with the money."
  3. £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
  4. Get a professional in to do the tiling. If you need convincing come have a look at my bathroom!
  5. I think I saw him play as a sub for the Spuds in one of their Euro games, seemed to be playing pretty centrally at the time to no great affect, for what that's worth. They had another lad Carroll playing in the early rounds though out on the left wing that I was hoping we'd go in for actually as he really did seem to be the business. We Shall See.
  6. No thank ****!
  7. You're right, but if you knew for a fact Lallana and Lambert were joining Spurs in 6 months would you love them a little less?
  8. Does he drive a Toyota?
  9. I don't like loans unless they're with a view to a permanent signing, which doesn't seem likely if he's only just signed for the Spuds. However as NA has been doing so well for me I'm going to let him have this one. Bad news for Holmes though I'd say. And De Ridder!
  10. I- I- I- I've wet my self
  11. Looool nicely played Mr. Dalek!
  12. Oh aye it does happen, but I'd say 99 times out of a hundred when a selling club's valuation exceeds the players quality the buying club simply moves on. I'd imagine that's what'll happen here, as NA is not nearly as mental as King Kenny.
  13. I have rated this thread 5 stars.
  14. Not much of a distinction though is it really. A player with no quality is not likely to be much wanted by either party.
  15. We did panic a bit, but 2 wins out of 3 so far and if we win again on Monday NC will be like "look Nigel, we do not needa spenda de money!"
  16. 825 clubs entered the fa cup this year, so if you're correct in your assertion that you'd **** over 80% of them that would put you... dunno somewhere in the Blue Square. Probably about right.
  17. Bearsy

    Sherlock

    Probably his ex-wife sings it.
  18. Bearsy

    Morgan's Goals

    Score at St. Mary's! You never score at St. Mary's... He's clearly doing it on purpose, trying to keep up the exclusivity of the MS sex-goal. Bastard.
  19. Bearsy

    Sherlock

    I'm with you pap it's time for the Moffat backlash! he's getting too big for his boots going round making self-referential tv shows about his ex-wives and having a surname that I can't seem to spell the same way twice. Cock! #notkidding
  20. Bearsy

    Sherlock

    Oh that's the story he put about? I bet he's going round telling people that Sherlock is nothing to do with Conan Doyle and is actually about how he came to meet his fifth wife Char Locke. What a cock! #kidding
  21. Bearsy

    Sherlock

    If they didn't want me to think of Friends when watching Coupling then Moffatt shouldn't have been thinking of Friends when he was writing it I don't mean to be disagreeable though, it's very easy for me to sit here criticising when I only saw a half dozen episodes 10 years ago. I'll open myself up for similar abuse by admitting my favourite comedy of late was Him & Her which I absolutely loved but I'm yet to meet anyone who wouldn't sooner gouge out their own eyes than sit through an entire episode!
  22. Bearsy

    Sherlock

    No, that was Phoebe.
  23. Bearsy

    Sherlock

    Also I bet Watson getting mowed down by the motorcycle was no Coincidence!
  24. Bearsy

    Sherlock

    I'm pretty sure it was arse! Maybe you were been distracted by the pretty ladies which according to my records mainly looked like this: She played this character who I think was called Rachel Green. She had an on-off romance with this other character called Ross who went on to be in the Pirates of the Carribean. There was this player stud who got all the babes who for the sake of argument we'll call Joey and this funny welsh one who was called Chandler. I'm pretty sure there was a dippy girl too. Her name was Theobe.
  25. Bearsy

    Sherlock

    That's a bold claim! I've only seen a couple of episodes of Doctor Who and generally I think that while I lke cheese, in a sandwich or perhaps as a garnish to a quarterpounder, I couldn't pallet a great big lump of gorgonzola all in one go. I'm gonna check that episode out though just so that I can have the advantage of sneering at you afterwards What season is this blink in of which you speak?
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