shurlock

What's the price of rat-au-van?

You basically mean kit designs and Europa League coefficients.

The hangers on are getting antsy. It's as if they've never done an away trip before.

That's what 6 goals a season gets you - not bad at all.

Didn't have you down as a fan of SNL Les - all the sketch writers are extended descendants of the Rothschilds don't cha know.

It was nothing like the primaries; much more subdued - Trump has reined in the personal insults which paradoxically plays less well to the cameras. Whereas before he came across as raucous and freewheeling, now he comes cross as hectoring and aloof.

Trump very much steadied the ship last night. In football jargon, he got to halftime without conceding.

Les what about the UK's productivity performance versus peers? Perhaps the UK has to work longer hours just to produce the same level of output as others which doesn't sound like a very appealing combination to me, pal.

All about the hot dog and flat coke combo pal

They were briefly when they insisted on taking a photo and uploading it to Facebook, much to my reluctance.

V.enjoyable trip to Israel - shout out to the four israeli lads who gave me a lift to the stadium and wild night-time ride through the desert.

Is your username some kind of ironic, self-deprecating joke, pal? Bravo if so.

If our net spend was higher, the value of our squad would be higher. It's very simple except for the terminally confused. #fact

Kind of myth-making nonstory that only reinforces 'arry's reputation as a cheeky-chappy, lovable rogue. In a few years time (if not sooner), the c**t will be dining on this triffic tale at after-dinner speaking gigs and on the sofas of the sky sports studios. #moveoverdicanio

See Shimon Peres has died - wonder whether that will affect things.

As long as Charlie's not been upto anything else...

Sounds like something from pro evo - just like their tinpot new badge. The porn barons and Brady are doing everything they can to market and fatten up the club for prospective foreign overlords.

Went back via Hackney Wick - no problems whatsoever.

We were very quiet till the 2nd goal. It wasn't just the Wham fans. Watching football on a soporific Sunday afternoon in THAT stadium is the footballing gods idea of purgatory.

Nope the formation has always been like that.

#thegrassisgreener

Call it what you will, that's basically how we've played since preseason. That the tip of the diamond e.g. Tadic is as advanced as the two (inside) forwards, making the formation look like a three up top is nothing new.

Leaving the opposition aside, that's a better shift than I can remember JWP putting in for a long time.