for_heaven's_Saint

Swansea's targets: Emnes and Barry Bannan

So easy to make up rumours. Clyne to Palace would be a good one. Unhappy to play second fiddle to Chambers.

Eh? It's £1 per ticket. Quite a difference!

Exactly. The sign of a good youth set up isn't how well they do in their league and cups, it's how many players make it into the first team squad.

Sims looks good.

Who's co-commentator?

Wouldn't make sense to leave unless he had a better contract offer, regardless of the boardroom situation here.

Hmm, he certainly looked quicker than you might expect considering his height. Maybe about Lallana speed.

Anyone who'd choose Davis over a fit Boruc is an idiot.

I'd go with this too.

Let's see how he does against Arsenal!

This. When Clyne's played on the left he seems reluctant to even boot the ball away with his left. Would get found out and get us into trouble if he played there regularly.

Go and lurk in the megastore and just as someone is about to pay, you can pounce.

Has surely got to go.

£42 FFS!

Unless you buy your tickets in advance from the stadium.

'St Mary's' is short and I bet 9999 out of 10000 football fans would know it's our ground.

If only Cortese was here!

Hmmm. Anything pre-76 would change that course of events. Anything pre-Leibherr would change that course of events. Anything pre-last season would Change the events that led to promotion. Wouldn't want to affect our great start to the season. Therefore I would have to go for Olivier Giroud. Started our run of bad form this season. What a ****.

I like this bit: 'Finally, let me say this. I will ensure that all decisions made about the future of the club will be in the best interests of its staff, players, management and fans and will be taken with the prime objective of honouring and maintaining the club's heritage and tradition in the Southampton way.'

We can't let him go without bringing someone else in. Osvaldo is almost certain to pick up an injury or another suspension at some point in the rest of the season.

Strongest possible team please. We're not going down, not moving up the league, got to go for the cup.

Listening to Solent, just heard one of their new players, who has seemingly come in from a troubled club in Turkey (?) saying, and I quote, 'there should be more protection for players who don't get their wages' then continuing to praise Pompey as a club.

Boing boing!

1. This situation wouldn't exist if Markus was alive. 2. Why would he choose Cortese over his own daughter?