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I think we'll struggle to rip off the same number of pensioners, maim the same number of kids, or launder the same amount of drugs and prostitution money - but then again we never have been able to compete with their glorious history.

Ha! I did note that some have a very sharp hero/villainometer reflex. But I'd draw the line there. I don't see too many people asking us to sign Messi, trying to buy World Cup tickets for SMS or distributing plans for a fantasy stadium. Thankfully the park was only packed with 4,000 the other night so the few won't have noticed our minor staffing problems. While there are certainly some bedwetting fruitloops following our club, I still reckon that when it comes to delusion and plucky bestestness, there will only be one winner.

Hand over the £100M we've just taken and Harry will build it and manage it for us.

love to swap banter Mack but we have a few of our own little internal distractions to sort first. NORMAL ABUSE WILL BE RESUMED SHORTLY

While I'm not one for kneejerk bedwetting, it has reached a point where we are obviously now willing to sell anyone. Though the nagging worries are controlled a little by the stupid money banked. But whatever Les Reed says, we are clearly a selling club and currently everyone has their price. So this summer is a great opportunity for the likes of United to bolster their academy by taking three or four unproven youngsters nice and cheap. So please Les, halt my rising panic by GOING OUT AND BUYING SOME FRICKING PLAYERS ASAP!!! #confused

didn't know we had one!

I only knew him through Carter, didn't know the local connection. A character who demanded abuse from the audience and got it. Rest in peace you fat bastard. Having said that he didn't want peace.... So rest in effing punk rock chaos Mr B - stick it up to 11! Keep rocking.

it's funny how football's pressures change as you go through the leagues. Barcelona's only acceptable season is to win EVERYTHING. Liverpool have to win the Premier League. Spurs MUST finish in the top four. We are worried because we have taken about £100M in transfer fees and have yet to re-invest. Brighton are desperate to finance a promotion challenge. Bournemouth are gathering a squad to try and stay in the Championship. And pompey have to decide whether they should get someone to run an iron over their press conference tablecloth, or spend the money on begging buckets.

While I too am uncomfortable with some of the sales, I'll only kick-off if we don't strengthen. I think we've been unlucky with clubs making us offers only a madman would reject. People have paid stupid money for a couple of players. I would have thought that an asset-stripper wouldn't bring in a decent manager or sign anyone. Also, if the manager was asked whether he could replace Chambers or Shaw for £10M, he might have replacements up his sleeve tomorrow. Might....so I'll give the board time to rebuild, and if they don't, then I'll start shouting and chucking things around. The next couple of weeks will confirm the next five year plan, or demonstrate that we don't have one.

It’s a timely gesture, with the share issue scheduled to end on Thursday, July 31. No, it's a timely press release that attempts to drag the last dirty quid out of a Portsea resident who can't grasp the differences between charity, shareholding or begging.

I still think it's a little tasteless that they cosy up to genuine charities and split a donation with them. Do other football clubs beg for themselves using another cause as a selling point? It follows on from the charity bike ride. But in the wake of failing to pack-the-park and the gobbing at the board, Mr Hall's repeated claim about having the best fans in the world is now just plain embarrassing! #puddingbasinhaircut #deluded

I believe some of those plucky heroes are on the payroll until 2016. We might reach that dangerous area pretty soon where that small fraction of the historical debt still needs servicing, but the all-encompassing parachute payments have finished and have already been spent on shiny tat and prostitutes.

is that the message board that Yasser Arafat was moderating? Either way I can see how they might want to spin the line that if Tesco pulls out they are quids-in, and if Tesco continues they are quids-in. When I say quids-in, of course I mean that they get a burger van and a few parking spaces, rather than the £20M that the council was going to donate, according to our old doll-peddling friend.

There's no point in going there to sit on the bench said Dejan, glancing awkwardly at Adam....

Hey, we are doing fantastic, the finances are way better than we thought! But keep putting your cash in the bucket.

according to Radio Solent the Trust is determined to break even at the end of their first year's accounts. Sounds like the property developers might be chucking in another £90K to achieve that. And to claim more control.

good point, the lone freedom fighter's plucky trailblazing investigations and attempts to expose financial irregularities came to an abrupt halt when the PDT took control. Perhaps we stopped posting details on here thus denying him access to exclusives? Did they ever get enough in the buckets to pay his legal bill?

Penny, would you like a more senior role? Yes please, and crisps...and a sticky bun or two. The new minister for water dispersal from swimming pools.

Can you hear something? It's very quiet but there is definitely a nagging little whine going on. Yes, it's a tiny minnow in League Two shouting to be heard by the bigger clubs like Bournemouth and Brighton. pompey – England’s trailblazing club which continues to break new ground. Really? Summer is here, it must be time to beg and cajole via grand claims of superiority and rousing war cries designed to drag money from the easily-led. Tifosy have done a great job in keeping on pushing it and the deal we have got with them is absolutely fantastic – all the money effectively goes straight into the Academy and they are not getting anything out of it. Whoa hang on, back up, what was that? There is an extra word in that sentence that gives it a different meaning....why? We've seen these deals before that didn't cost the club anything and in the past they were proved to be lying to their own supporters. I'm sure things have effectively changed.

any news on our old interpreter, has he been offered a new deal? Come on you shaints!

He is ITK - so if I want to know anything about Accrington Stanley I'll give him a shout.

The worst thing for me is that it's now difficult for Britain to be taken seriously when telling other countries or hardline religions how they should live their lives when it's becoming obvious that our society has been infested with the worst type of perverts for decades. How can we be critical of the way women and children are treated elsewhere? These latest revelations are PR gold dust to the extremists who want to change western society, I hate to think how we as a country are being portrayed in some parts of the middle east. Harris, Savile etc have done massive damage to the image of the UK, if it is shown that government colluded to protect offenders, this country will look like a cesspit paedo camp.

Five years? This thread has more history than the current company AFCpompeyphoenix2013PDTbeggingcharityincorporated.org. Happy anniversary you bedwetting nutjobs, let it go, there's nothing to see here, as one infamous poster said two takeovers ago.

how can you have a hissy fit when nothing is happening? You really need to save your attention-seeking outrage and childish moral stances for match threads - or transfer discussions.

and while we are on a positive path - we may well find we are underwhelmed by some of his signings, but let's not be hasty to judge... I seem to recall getting excited about Ramirez and Osvaldo, whereas the likes of Cork and Davis, the sort of players that the Mexican Wave wasn't invented for - have been far more important too us than the 'glamour' signings. Build Ronnie, build.